Throw a Party

The afternoon rolls around and fantasies dance through your perverted evil mind. You had fucked several random women now and a change was overdue. Of course, the rules you cast upon the world applied to anyone who had a vagina between their legs, so, sex with some celebrities doesn't sound too bad.

Soon after firing a few emails around the throws of cyberspace, you got direct contact with the president, and send him a list of some people that would have to be at your place of residence ASAP.

"Dear, Mr President. I'm here to let you know that I, Dylan Thomas, am throwing a party at this address tonight. I'm asking you to inform all US residents on the list below that they will have to be attending as soon as they can. Do this anyway you like, as long as they get the memo very soon.

• Anna Kendrick
• Mila Kunis
• Taylor Swift
• Katy Perry
• Avril Lavigne
• Lucy Hale
• Jeanette McCurdy
• Scarlett Johansson
• Ariana Grande
• Emma Watson
• Iggy Azalea
• Jennifer Lawrence
• Kim Kardashian
• Jennifer Lopez
• Emma Stone
• Kendall Jenner
• Britney Spears
• Allison Brie
• Selena Gomez
• Cameron Diaz

Also, they will have to be giving all their personal contact information to this email address. Thank you for your time. Thank you."

Going through all of this shit was too much work, from now on a charmed document on your computer took any thought, belief, or command you had and implanted it into everyone on Earth's brain. That will make things a small bit more convenient for your cakewalk of a life. It was a little lame to just shift your rules, but it felt alright for the ease it granted you. Just then you hear a knock on the door, and Aliza informs you that she'll see who it is. As you peer over and watch her swing the door open, it's revealed that your custom MacBooks you ordered from earlier had arrived. It was only a maximum of maybe 16 hours since the order, but you figure the $300,000 expedited charge may have had something to do with it. You rip into the boxes like a 6-year-old on Christmas Day, and in a matter of minutes, three bedazzling pieces of technology sat in front of you. One was a villainous red and black design with a tribal dragon cut into the back instead of the Apple backlight. The next was entirely painted to look like it was made of ice, and the last was a gonzo green, purple, and pink.

"Aliza, go take this MacBook and record a video of yourself masturbating on the webcam. I want you to do this every morning from now on. Make sure you cum at least twice in each one. Now go get the work."

"Anything you want, darling," she complied politely.

"And as for you, Sonja, I want you to strip and do nude yoga in the living room while I jack off to you."

"Great idea, babe! I need to get my figure into shape anyway, haha. You can um... do your thing wherever you want on my body if you'd like."

As you once again watch Sonja cast away her garments just for you, you thought about her words. Sonja used to be a conservative girl, but her only abandonment from those traits was her unbridled sluttiness, and the remainder of her personality remained untouched. You walk over and grab her attention before she can begin her stretches.

"You know, I've noticed that you never say any fun words like 'fuck' and 'shit' and 'pussy,' Sonja. Why are you so pent up? They're just fucking words, right? Loosen up!" you finish your sentence as you give her pussy a little rub.

"I suppose you're right, Dylan. I'll give it my best try!"

"Come on. Just say, 'fuck yeah, babe' to me. It's really easy! Just give it a try."

A long exciting silence filled the room as you awaited her to take her own vulgar vocabulary virginity.

"Fuck yeah, babe," she whispers before almost instantaneously flushing red and hiding behind her long sable hair.

This is probably the cutest fuckin' thing you're going to see all year. Goddamn you've wanted to hear her swear for forever now.

"Aww, babe. That wasn't so hard was it?" you ask as you try to push her hair behind her ear.

"No. That felt kinda fun actually. Fuck!" she peeps before covering her mouth in embarrassment.

You proceeded to enjoy her striking some bewildering and erotic poses during her yoga session as you cum on her ass, and then later in her hair.

"Oh, babe. I invited a whole bunch of celebrities over tonight to have a big party. I don't want you to get dressed up or anything though. Just stay naked like that, and don't wipe my cum off your sexy body, baby. It looks really hot!"

She nodded, and just as you informed her of the incoming celebs, the door bell rings.