The Boss

"I told you hypnosis doesn't work," said Ms. Julie "Jules" Benson, the owner of the largest real estate agency in town. She adjusted her glasses as she looked at her newest hire Lenny Barnes.

Lenny was an excellent salesman but there was something Ms. Benson found creepy about it. He seemed normal when she hired him, but then he started acting arrogant and smug, and for some reason, most of his clients were single women: never married or divorced. The more sales he made, the cockier he grew and she had called him into her office to relay complaints that he was having sex with his clients in homes he was showing and that he was fired, but first he made a bet.

He had bet her he could hypnotize her. If he won, she would take him to a fancy restaurant for dinner and if he lost he would treat her, and he had lost. She then decided he was innocent of any wrong doing.

"Now, if you excuse me, I have to go give the urinals in the men's room a close inspection and make sure the toilet water is clean."

Jules left her office.

"Ms Benson! You're nude!" said her receptionist.

"Sandy, don't be silly. By the way, you look pretty today. I bet your asshole is very tasty. You'll have to let me try it out one day." Jules walked to the men's room.