The Boss's Bizarre Behavior

Victoria Newburg ran a very successful advertising company in New York City. She specialized in ads for fashion designers, modeling agencies, perfume makers, and jewelers. She worked very hard and put in long hours and demanded that of her staff too, which meant she had a high employee turnover rate.

She called a meeting of her staff in the conference room. Her staff, which consisted of seven people waited anxiously and chatted about what possibly could be the reason for this impromptu meeting.

Victoria strutted in wearing cream colored slacks and a matching blazer, but no blouse and no bra. The staff was stunned. They knew she loved to flaunt her big fake boobs with tight blouses and generous shows of cleavage, but this was something else.

"We screwed the pooch on the Lana Loveless cologne campaign!" she said gruffly. "She not only hated the ad, I'm surprised she didn't vomit."

No one in the room knew what to say. They all did their best not to stare at her chest.

"Well, what? You guys fought for that add. Don't play dumb! I want to know how'll you fix this! We only have a week."

The seven employees, four men and three women, exchanged glances and looked nervous and embarrassed.

"Well?! Why are you all playing dumb?"

"Um, Ms. Newburg, it's weird given how you're dressed," said Stacey, the graphic design expert.

"What youre talking about, Stacey?"

"Where's your blouse?"

"My wha..." Victoria looked down. "Eee!" she pulled her blazer over her chest and ran out of the room.

"OK, that was weird," said Bobby, the talent scout and casting agent.

The seven tried to figure out what could have gotten into Victoria.

Back in her office, Victoria tried to remember where her blouse and bra were and why she could not remember taking them off. She always kept a spare outfit in the closet in case of a wardrobe emergency such as a spill. She did not have a spare bra but did have a white blouse. She took off her blazer and put the blouse on while she wracked her brain trying to figure out how she ended up _sans _bra and blouse.