The Blue Ring

As Cody left the men's room, he ran into his immediate supervisor Jane Wiggins. "Cody!" she barked at him.

"Yes, Miss Wiggins."

"How many times have told you to call me 'Ms Wiggins.' Miss is for girls."

"Sorry, Ms. Wiggins."

"Did Banks tell you anything about why she said I had crabs?"

"Yes."

"Then tell me!"

"Only if you put this ring on." Cody took out the blue ring.

"What? Why?"

"I have a class project. You wear this ring and tell me what comments you get on it and how it makes you feel."

"Costume jewelry?"

"It's just until Tuesday."

"Whatever." She snatched it from Cody's hand and put it on. "Tacky. Now spill."

"Caroline said you fuck a different guy like every other night, and you get crabs all the time."

"What?! That bitch!"

"But we both know, you only take it up the ass or in the mouth."

"What?" Jane thought. "How did you know? Who told you?"

"You got drunk one night, called me by mistake and said how much you needed cock up your ass or in your mouth."

"_Oh my god! _I did? Oh my....if you tell anyone I'll deny it, you little whelp."

"We should talk in your office."

"Of course. Follow me." Jane led Codyto her office.