The Blue Liquid (vial of dreams)

He look at the Blue Vial. it read - ( this will help you be close to the woman or man of your sexual dreams)

He allways had a crush on Pam Lee. Sure this could be poison but that was a risk he was willing to take to get some tang. He drunk it down and passed out

He woke up in bed. He figured it much of been a dream. He went up to the bathroom. The cabinet was allread open. He took a tooth brush and put some Tooth past one it

"Hey baby why you getting up so early" A voice said

He looked at who was talking and it was Kid Rock.

"Ohhh shit" Francis said out loud in a voice that sounded feminent

He closed the cabinet door and saw Pam Lee face in the mirror where his face should be

"OHHH SHIT!!!!" he said

"Come on baby so the Ameicn Bad ass can show you something" Kid Rock said

he shut the door on his face and put the chair againt the door

"oooo baby love it when you play hard to get" Kid rock said

"This is not happening. This is not happening " francis said