Let me freshen up a bit.

"let me freshen up a bit", Francis said, trying to buy some time so he could figure out his situation.

"This is not happening", Francis continued to repeat to himself. "This must be a dream." "That's it! This is a dream. I drank from the blue vial, the vial of dreams."

"Are you ok in there," Kid Rock asks through the door. "You sound a little distressed."

"I'm fine," Francis shouts.

He couldn't believe the sound that continued to come from his mouth. He looked in the mirror again to confirm his belief. Pamela Anderson's voluptuous body stared back at him.

"Wow!" he said. "The vial did say I'd be close to the woman of my dreams, I just didn't think this is what it meant."

He turned sideways and back again, admiring his figure. He pouted his lips the way he's seen her do so many times, and he couldn't believe it was her. He was her.

He touched his large breasts and they felt real and it felt good. He shivvered all over as his hands touched the once forbidden fleshy globes. "All mine." he said in his wickedness. He continued to play with them, not realizing what was happening to him.

After a while Francis began to get that familiar feeling, the feeling he would get when he would watch Pamela Anderson on the beach in her red one-piece suit.

Forgetting where he was and what had happened as the feelings began to take hold, he did what he used to always do when watching Pamela anderson. He went to jack off.

Francis reached down between his legs........

"Oh my god!" he screamed.

"Are you sure you're ok," Kid Rock shouted.

"I'm fine," Francis replied.

"I'm not fine", he muttered. I don't have a cock anymore. I'm a girl, this isnt right. How do I end this dream." Francis had no answers to these questions.

He tried to think, but his mind was distracted by an ever growing feeling in his loins. His playfullness with his new breasts awakened something deep within him. A feeling he dared not think about.

Francis tried distracting himself to keep this feeling from overtaking him. He began to rummage through the cabinets, looking at and examining everything he could see. He had to keep his mind off of other things and try to stay focused on his situation. Nail polish, cotton balls, antibacterial ointment, and the usual faire seemd to occupy the shelves.

Opening a lower drawer he discovered a small rectangular case. He opened it and to his horror he saw a clear double headed dildo. He tried to close the box quickly, but managed to knock some things over in doing so. He turned fast to recover, and more things fell to the floor.

By this time, Kid Rock was concerned. He began to try to **** the door open.

Francis quickly tried straightning things up. As he grabbed the dildo to put it away, the chair fell from bracing the door and kid rock burst in.

"Hey Baby, I like what you're thinking."

"Uh, it's not what you think", Francis said.

"I don't mind whatever it is", Kid rock said, as he grabbed the dildo and began to rub it against Francis' breasts.

Francis tried to pull away but he fell backwards and hit his head on the toilet and lost consiousness.