The Binge

**Possible spoilers for branches you haven't read**

“I’m just saying, if you have a dreamscape to work with you should do something you couldn’t do otherwise. Farrah’s double date was like…fine art.”

“You don’t count changing the past as something you couldn’t do otherwise? Plus, Lacy was so adorable <3!”

“Eh, you can go out dancing or have a threesome whenever you want.”

In a tiny apartment in a bustling city in one of the multitude of dimensions, a pair of imps sat watching episode after episode of their favorite show. As always, they disagreed about pretty much everything.

“You’re not anti-retcons, you just don’t like Hannily,” the red imp, Vee, accused their companion.

“Guilty as charged,” replied the blue imp, Dee, “shouldn’t have to worry about that for long though, heh.”

“NOOOOO, that would be too sad, after what just happened to Sylvia, I couldn’t take it.”

“Sylvia’s fine! Dakota will be an even better host, and Sylvia will be a better Harem girl.”

“Hmmph, is there any romantic arc you like?”

Dee had to think. He was mostly a fan of the punishments and twisted transformations. “I kinda like Sarah.”

“Oh yeah, she’s pretty romantic. I hope she and Turner go further this round. She’s way better than Becca.”

“No, that’s Sara.”

“Wait, you mean Sarah the gym bunny from Evelyn’s new season, or Sarah the lesbian from the Casino season?”

“No, Sarah the other lesbian from the Cruise season. Ultra submissive goth girlfriend addicted to her Master’s cum? Yes please.”

“You like her because she reminds you of Callie.”

“What can I say, Yuki does some great work. Hope she ramps things up with Emma soon, nothing like turning a lawyer into a groveling pain slut.”

Vee sighed and flew over to the fridge to restock their snacks. “Can we watch Vanessa’s Christmas Special next?”

“Nah, let’s catch up with The Quest. The contestants are getting their transformations in dreams, it’s hot as fuck.”

“Bah”

“Heh, you just hate the fact that you were 75% of the way through a proposal for a DnD based season when that one dropped.”

“That production team was still finishing the Devil season, and they had just funded that research special, I don’t know how they do it!”

“Yeah well, I wanna see what Gabe does next. Finally, a Master who’s willing to be a bit of a shitheel.”

“Ugh, fine, it’ll give me a chance to update the wiki, I need to make sure someone set up the pages for Shar and Naomi’s seasons.”

“How many does that make now?”

“Since the big brand launch with Leah’s season, that makes 37. I think…with all the time travel and multiverse stuff it seems like there’s more.”

“Shame so many got axed.”

“Right! 6 without even a single transformation, and 3 more before the 1st Challenge was done.”

“and Violet’s…”

Vee sighed; Violet was cruel but even he loved her season. “Still, there’s about 20 still in progress, and some great ones! The Gamer Girls, the Battle Royale, and there were even previews for a Monster Girl season! There might even be an Imp girl!”

“We have Imp girls at home.”

“Representation is important, Dee.”

“Yeah yeah,” Dee replied absently as he watched Precious have the jealousy mind-fucked right out of her sleeping head. That one was going into his saved clips for sure.

Vee poured over the info on the official Harem Hotel wiki and reedited the page for Morgana because that one user had changed the page name to Gertrude again. Rude. Then he checked the recently updated pages.

“The Cumong Us challenge got pretty good reviews, think it tops Leah’s transformation gun challenge?”

“Hmm, hard to beat the library scene.”

“I liked the Poker Challenge, ooh, and the strip snowball fight, and the time travel dates were fun.”

“Bullshit.”

“Hey, they were!”

“I meant, the Bullshit challenge. Contestants risking their own histories on a bluff. It was awesome.”

Vee continued his scrolling.

“Huh, the new Master Power Rankings are up! Looks like Levi finally got off the bottom after he promised Olivia to man up. Nice job Dommy Mommy!”

“Nice, I’m sure Azure can get him there. She’s got good energy. Michael still at the top?”

“Dropped a bit, the retcon that made him an adulterer was a bit divisive. Plus, Nick and Eric just got married!”

“Writing fanfic again?”

“Not to each other, Dee! To girls in their Harems, Nick and Mary’s wedding was so beautiful I cried <3.”

“Spouses are overrated. Aren’t there like, twice as many siblings cast as wives and girlfriends?”

“Well, yes, but friends are still the most often cast. Especially counting childhood friends.”

“Mmmm, well they’re the best to see twisted.” Dee flipped the channel during another commercial for zom-be-gone. “Hey, Harem Talk is doing a top 10 Eliminations special. Nice.”

Vee blew a raspberry “Let me guess, maid? The first one’s always maid.”

“Maids are a classic for a reason, but my money’s on retroactive twin sister. Talk about making lemonade out of…slime the color and consistency of semen.”

“You were so hard on Mimi,” Vee lamented, “She did her best.”

“No regrets, besides, didn’t you threaten to boycott the Chalet season because it got quote unquote too squick?”

Vee sniffed, “Poor Heidi. I hope she’ll be ok.”

“Heh, she’s got about as much chance as a season based on one of the universes that have already gotten an anime or comic adaptation.”

“The romantic moments are the best, and they can still be sexy! Like when Maddy got to become the girl she wanted to be, and then she and Yui played that choker game with Dan, mmm.”

“Too tame, the chokers didn’t even snap.”

“…or Michael’s first time with Ronnie after they reunited…

“I preferred him taking a firm hand with his stepdaughter.”

“Ugh, you’re so dismissive!”

“I like what I like.”

“Jerk!”

“Simp!”

….

….

“Hmm, looks like there’s video game-based dreams coming soon in Leah’s season. Want to rewatch the season so far to get ready for it?”

“…I’ll make some popcorn.”

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Check your inhibitions off at the front desk, you won’t need them here if you want to progress.

You may think that our amenities are strange, but don’t worry dear, we can always make a change.

Where love always wins and wishes come true, cause no one’s ever left who remembers to be blue.

Why settle for a dud when you can have a Bombshell? Fantasies come to life when you’re a guest at the Harem Hotel!

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Thank you so much to all the amazing authors creating such engrossing and sexy stories in the Harem Hotel multiverse! Whatever your taste there’s a lot to love. Looking forward to the new year and the story’s two-year anniversary!