The Barn Break-In

(Originally by DanceDanceImmolation)

"We're gonna head into the barn, right?" Texas finally said.

"Right!" Thumper nodded, "Good plan, glad I thought of it."

The three girls kept low and crept across Porker's front yard, running into very little resistance on their way to the barn. The front gate was locked, they could see that from their starting point, so they snuck around the perimeter to try and find any way at all inside. Right around the back corner Texas noticed a window that was open just a crack, through which a ghastly stink was radiating.

"That's gotta be a way in," she said.

Thumper said, "Right right, but it's high up. We'd need to boost someone up so's they can get inside the pen by themselves, avoid that giant-ass pig, and open the barn door so we can rustle her up proper. 'Course anyone who tries is liable to get stuffed up a pork butt. Now uh, who's it gonna be?"

Both April and Thumper looked directly at Texas. They stared straight at her for a few painful silent seconds before Texas threw her arms up in exasperation.

"Fine! I'll do it. Gimme a boost."

Thumper and April grabbed onto Texas's boots and pushed her up to the window. She was just barely able to get her upper half inside the window, but the sides of the barn were too sheer to find a foothold.

"H-hey guys, gimme a boo-"

Before she could even finish the thought, Texas was shoved with full **** into the window, easily pushing her ass-over-teakettle. She did a flip in midair, landing boots first into a familiar sensation, a gigantic pile of dung that she was buried up to her neck in from the impact.

"Consarn it! You idiots just-"

Texas cut herself off. What was she doing screaming like that?! She was in the middle of a burglary for land's sake, she needed to be stealthy! And she was in the pig's pen! That pig could swallow her whole if she didn't sneak up on it. Speaking of, where WAS that pig? Texas scanned the room, until she realized that Priscilla was...