Standing Over Her, Ready To Take A Dump!

(Originally by Omni is Reading)

Suddenly Texas seemed to notice some noise from where she was currently stuck, a soft munching paired with the occasional oink, until she slowly looked up, to notice the fat plump rump of a truly massive pig, was that Priscilla? It must’ve been, unfortunately the sheriff did not have time to get answers to her questions as suddenly the pork chop let out a loud and long fart exit her back end, and hoo boy did it smell, what had this pig been eating? It smelled like rotten eggs and mouldy onions!

The weasel was about to cough due to the foulness of the wind that had just been passed but she didn’t want to blow her cover, so she held her breath, her lungs being poisoned by the toxic smog that had been expelled from Priscilla’s hindquarters, until suddenly, Texas heard the pigs stomach growl and then, a squelching...before she looked up and saw the tip of fresh pig dung about to be dropped, and even worse, about to be dropped on her!

She was about to yelp but the massive farm animal let out another butt blast, unknowing of the weasel that was currently buried in her droppings, and then, the log of hog dung finally dropped, it landed on top of its pre-existing dung pile with a satisfying splat, and then Priscilla just kept eating from her oversized trough, occasionally continuing to drop more logs onto her massive pile, as the sheriff turned temporary bandit passed out from the heat.

Eventually Texas woke up the next day, still buried in pig shit, until...