The Bandit Viscountess Defeated

“Oh god, you’ve beaten me. You’re going to have your way with me, aren’t you,” she mutters, laying on the ground, her leather armor slashed to shreds.

You ignore her, stooping down low to the ground instead.

She struggles weakly to the ground, but you’ve well and truly bested her. She can’t even muster the strength to get back up. “What are you doing?” she asks.

You ignore, continuing to squint at the ground. Every once in a while, you pick something up.

“You’re just going to leave me to die here?” she asks.

“Shush,” you say. “I’m trying to find the pieces of my sketch.”

She has the decency to remain quiet while you try to reassemble your precious fap-material. It’s not every day that you come across a quality picture like that to get your rocks off.

Eventually, you hold the ten or so strips of parchment in your hand. Lining them up together just right, you see the image of the Bandit Viscountess once more, and you feel like yourself again.

“Now, for my real prize,” you say, a glint coming across your eye as you turn towards the prone figure of the Viscountess.

Congratulations! You have defeated the first boss, the Bandit Viscountess.

You gained:
+15 Exp
+15 Gold