The BJ and the smoke

"Okay, so get this," you say, and all eyes are on you.

Chloe sits up. "This is going to be good, I can feel it!" she says and Eve claps.

"So one Saturday, we were in bed together," you start.

"John, no!" your wife says and laughs, reddening.

"So yeah, in bed, the two of us, I've just woken up, and she tells me she's feeling 'extra loving today'. So she started giving me {if Ring_active=true}one of those amazing deepthroating blowjobs,{else}a really good BJ{endif}, as she does, you know, and talked about how much she loves my, and let me quote her here:{if Ring_active=true}'big, fat cock'{else}'beautiful penis'{endif}."

The babes laugh and Riley is so red. You go on.

"And then she suddenly stops and says, 'Wait a minute, I think I left something burning in the oven. Better go check.' I couldn't believe it. Here she was, {if Ring_active=true}slobbering all over my thick meat{else}dick in mouth{endif}, and all she could think about was whatever she left burning in the oven. So I go with her to check, we're both totally nude, of course, and it turns out she had made a cake before I woke up, to show me how much she loves me! But now it was ruined, of course, black smoke coming out of the oven. I just stared at her for a minute, and then I couldn't stop laughing. The BJ was ruined too, of course."

"Oh my god, Riley, that's so you," Tatiana says. "Always so distracted!"

"And then the neighbors were at the door, because they'd see the smoke! Riley hid behind me as I opened the door wearing only her apron."

The girls all burst out laughing at the story, and Riley playfully hits you on the arm.

"I can't believe you told them such a personal story," she says with a smile.

"I just couldn't resist sharing it with your friends," you reply, grinning. "Besides, they know we are married, and {if Ring_active=true}fuck like rabbits{else}sleeping together{endif}."

{if Ring_active=true}With the ring on your hand, you feel so confident. You love seeing the look on the other women's faces as you add these details about your sex life. Especially the 'small' details about your massive cock. You noticed Chloe, especially, becoming more interested as that detail entered her ear!{endif}

"That's hilarious!" she says now, "I guess we all sometimes drift away when we suck good cock, huh, girls?!"

Eve giggles. "Chloe!"

"Yeah, I guess you're right," Riley says. "But you're in for it now."

You laugh and say, "I'll take my chances. It was worth it for the laughter."

As the group continues to chat and laugh together, you feel happy and content knowing that you were able to impress your wife and her friends with your sense of humor, even if it was at your wife's expense.