Tell an embarrassing story about Riley

You feel like getting these girls on your side, and what better way than to embarrass your wife!

"Hey, I've got a funny story to tell you all about Riley," you say.

They all look at you expectingly.

"John, what are you going to tell them now?" your wife says, covering her head in her hands, half joking, half serious.

"Well..." you say, and have to decide:

You remember two stories. One was when Riley was giving you a blowjob, but she suddenly smelled something burning in the kitchen. The other was when she called you at work and you thought she was pregnant, but she actually just had a bun in the oven she had forgotten.

{if Trait=2}You feel like dropping a story about the BJ, to make sure the girls know you have a pretty nice dick.{endif}