The Avengers

You had seen many porn parodies of the Avengers movies on the pay-per-view, and of which are terrible and you decide to see if you can do better. The fact that you're a real life superhero while the Avengers are some fictional characters makes it even better, and you consider your options. At first, you thought you might hold auditions and look for pornstars or actresses who look more like the original people in the films, when you smack your forehead and realize there's an obvious way to go about doing this.

You know there's a new Avengers movie due to come out later in the year, so you do some research online. It turns out they're still shooting a few more scenes for the movie and with the help of social media, it's easy to find out the location is in Toronto, so you teleport there. Once there, it's easy to find the shooting location. It's several blocks in downtown Toronto that the studio has rented and cordoned off for shooting a outdoor fight scene involving several of the Avengers, and you make your way on set using your mind control ring to pose as an assistant on set. All it takes is a baseball hat for your disguise as nobody recognizes amid all the stars. You watch the filming for a bit to get a good sense of what you're working with, and it looks like massive fight scene between the Avengers and the minions of the bad guys.

Of the Avengers here are Robert Downey Jr in his iconic Iron Man suit, Chris Pratt as Star Lord, and Tom Holland as Spider-Man, but you're not here for them. Instead, you focus on the female characters on scene. It looks like there are 3.

Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow:

Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff:

And Zoe Saldana as Gamora: