The Annoying Vegan

I tried not to laugh out loud as I filmed Meghan dressed in her cow outfit, fucking her asshole with her vibrator while her tongue lolled out, and she made mooing sounds.

Meghan had just moved in a month ago, but three times she came over to my apartment and loudly complained when I was grilling outside. She said the "smell of **** and burning animal flesh" was disgusting and was making her sick.

The last straw was her complaining to the apartment management and writing Flesh eating creep! on my door in lipstick. I had no hard proof it was her, but I knew it was.

I had just perfected my hypnosis technique. It was revolutionary: I could hypnotize someone very quickly just by getting her to listen to a special high frequency pitch, while flashing a strobe light in her eyes, and chanting.

I had gone to her apartment with the costume in a bag and put her under.

Several minutes later, she looked ridiculous as she masturbated and making cow sounds.