The Annoying Aunt

Evan was not too happy his mom and step dad had his step-dad's sister to stay with him while they were on their week vacation to Bermuda. His step-Aunt Paula was a self-absorbed bitch who complained about every little thing. She was only 32 but had been married and divorced twice and had no children.

It was summer, and Evan had a part time job working at the town library. He came across a stack of paper with the words Parere Album on it. A quick search led him to know that roughly translated to Must Obey List in Latin. He decided to take it home.

He walked in the door and his aunt was on the couch watching reality TV and texting on her phone. "Dinner for yourself," she said without even looking up. "I'm going out."

Evan rolled his eyes and said nothing. He sat the papers down on the table in the foyer.

"Did you hear me? Acknowledge your Aunt Paula."

Evan sighed. "Yeah, yeah, you're too lazy to cook, so..."

"Hey, you're an adult, so act like one."

Evan spotted a pen by his paper and wrote go cook Evan dinner. He handed it to Paula just to piss her off.

Paula took the paper. "Oh, OK then." She got up and headed into the kitchen.

"Where are you going?" Asked Evan.

"To cook you dinner. I'll see what your parents left." She handed the paper back to Evan.

Evan stared at the paper. He took the pen and wrote cook in the nude without shame. He took the paper to his aunt and handed it to her.

A minute later, Paula was nude.

Evan took the paper back and wrote some more things and handed it back to Paula. She looked at it. "Let's see:

Don't call or text Evan's parents except for emergency. Suck four cocks tonight. Wake Evan with a blowjob in the morning then cook him breakfast in the nude. Find a homeless man and lick his balls while you jack him off until he cums on your face. Don't wash off the cum. Withdraw half your money form the bank and give it to Evan. Shave your head into a mowhawk. Let Evan and his friends use you like a worthless sex ****.

Wow, lots of rules for me to follow."

Evan smiled. "It's what's best for you."

"I guess. Dale and Kim wouldn't do me wrong." She turned to see what she could cook.