The Amazing Theodore Wilburfurth The 3rd

I so love riding the train. One reason is how elegant it is. The gilded metal overhead luggage racks have such intricately designed fasteners holding them in place to the walls and ceilings of the train car. The seats are padded soft brown leather on chrome finished metal frames bolted to the floor. The exposed metal parts of the seats have a gilded vine motif wrapped around the chrome frames. It goes without saying that everything is kept spotless.

The second reason I love traveling by train is you meet such interesting people. Take for instance the gentleman who's going to be seated right across from me.

He enters the train car. A small man only standing I'd say four foot ten, give or take a few inches. A rotund man with salt and pepper hair and a handlebar mustache. He's wearing a maroon fez with a tassel on top, a white business suit and black leather shoes shined to a mirror's sheen with argyle socks. He puts his bag up on the overhead rack then takes his seat. He looks at me with a warm smile and introduces himself." Please allow me the pleasure of introducing myself malady. I am Theodore Wilburfurth the 3rd. Those in the know call me Theo. I am a well traveled and well known spinner of tall tales, in layman's terms utter bullshit." He extends his hand in greeting and I extend mine as I introduce myself.

"A pleasure to meet you sir. I am Ariadne Chapman. A mage in training. Those in the know call me Ari. I am on my way to the Mage's Academy in Syphal to further my education. "He is so adorable. I glance between his legs and get a quick glimpse at his bulge. Through his trousers I can see the outline of his penis, nice and thick. I wonder if he's circumcised. There's nothing finer than a circumcised penis.I can also see the outline of his testicles. From what I can tell they seem to be just the right size to fit in my mouth, wouldn't mind sucking on those nuggets like a pair of gobstoppers. He acts as though he doesn't notice my gaze on his crotch as he briefly sits with his legs spread before closing them.

Alright Theo. Two can play at that game. Luckily the top of my robe is already pretty loose and wouldn't you know I'm wearing nothing underneath. I maneuver myself in my chair so that I'm exposing my left breast to him. Not total exposure mind you. Just enough so he can see inside my robe. I can see him taking quick little glances at my chest, trying to be slick and acting like he can't see anything.

I put on my best innocent act." So Theodore may I call you Theo?" Oh he is so good at this, acting like nothing is going on. "Yes you may malady."

"And you may call me Ari. Tell me Theo why are you heading to Syphal?" He adjusts himself in his seat. He's trying to hide it but I can tell he's getting an erection. I cross my legs and dangle my foot in front of him rotating my ankle. He shifts his glance to my foot. I'm so glad I got a pedicure the other day as I show off my freshly painted and trimmed light pink toenails. Most men won't admit it but alot of them do like feminine feet. It's one of the reasons I wear sandals in the first place.

"Well Ari I'm just stopping off in Syphal overnight. Tomorrow afternoon I'll get on another train to Greenbrier. See my brother got himself in a bit of a legal bind. Nothing major mind you. He just in his profession as a pawnbroker may have come into possession of some items that may or may not have been stolen. He's in jail now and I'm going to act as his barrister for his court appearance. Now obviously we'll need to sort out how he came into possession of these items." He pauses for a second before continuing. "Aw Ari I can't lie to a beauty like you. He in all likelihood is guilty as hell and I have to come up with a plausible bullshit story to try and get him off or at the very least a light sentence. Preferably without him having to rat out his compatriots."

As he's telling me this he forgets his legs are spread giving me a full view of the package he's carrying in his trousers, by this time his rod is rock hard. I have however been paying attention to everything he's been saying despite what some of you cheeky monkeys might be thinking. Yes I can concentrate on both his sexual attributes and what he's telling me. So much so that I'm able to come up with a solution that might work.

"Could you tell the court that your brother didn't know he was receiving stolen goods. After all he can't be expected as a pawnbroker to check the legal status of everything that comes into his shop. Can he?" I continue on before Theo can answer. All the while giving him another view of my bare breasts inside my robe. " I mean without some form of a legal apparatus that verifies whether goods are stolen or not."