The Adventures of Captain Diaper Head!

Hope Caloff was a rude goth girl who thought 99% of people were "corporate drones living in a Disney world fantasy," and anyone who wasn't goth was not cool.

Even after she moved in with Callie, a non-goth girl who was into Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, John Mayer, and John Legend, Hope continued her disdain for all things non-Goth. Hope only agreed to move in with Callie after the two met at college and each needed a roommate, and Callie had gotten a great deal on a house near campus that also backed up to an undeveloped area full of trees, birds, and small animals.

The last straw was when Callie was making an Instagram video showing off some new clothes she had just bought, and Hope from off camera loudly said, "**** to fashion, **** for approval from other slaves!"

Callie had been dabbling in hypnosis, and she did not lash out to Hope, but the next day, she put a plan into effect. First, she told Hope she would reduce Hope's share of the rent if she allowed Callie to try hypnosis on her.

Later that day, Callie had dressed the entranced Hope as ridiculous as she could.

She then told Hope: "Hope, you are Captain Diaper Head, and your job is to walk around campus telling people you are Hope Caloff, and your title is Captain Diaper Head, and you will demand people let you can check their underwear for skid marks. You will tell them you need to give their underwear a visual and olfactory examination of sight and smell. If they refuse, you'll ask if you can smell their underwear through their pants, skirts, or dress, and if they agree, you'll put your nose up to their butts and smell for shit stains. Got all that?"

Captain Diaper Head nodded.

"Great, forget I tried to hypnotize you and said anything about reducing the rent. Anytime I say 'hapless hope,' you'll go back into this trance."

Callie woke Hope up, grabbed her phone so she could record it, and followed Hope as they walked towards campus.