The Adventurer King Saga

Your blindfold was removed and the room erupted in cheers.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!”

You blinked down at a massive sugar frosted honey cake crowned with 18 burning candles. You felt a smile spread across your blue-green mug.

You were at home, seated at the round dining table in your special chair. It was basically a stool, but it was a strong stool indeed. It was probably the only available seat in the house that could hold your weight.

You felt two warm bodies press against your massive arms from your sides and then two beautiful, smiling, dark-haired young women planted kisses on both your cheeks at once.

“Muah! Congratulations Gussie,” said Adrianna.

“You’re officially a man now, darling,” said Julianna.

The two smoldering hot, raven haired beauties who are smoldering you with hugs are your moms. Yuppp. You have two. And twins at that.

“He’s going to burn up before the candles at this rate,” said the lovely woman with long voluminous crimson locks. She was smoking a long slender pipe on the opposite side of the table. She smiles coyly at you and winked.

“Hey, go easy on them Yvette,” said the sultry and handsome woman with lustrous layered cobalt blue hair. “It seems like only yesterday that he was as high as our knees.”

“Gosh, Vanessa is right,” said the regal platinum blonde with the neat shoulder length bob, “Time sure flies, doesn’t it? Do they all grow so fast?”

“Indeed, Christa,” said the last lady in the room. She was seated closest to your left after your mom, Julianna. She has honey-gold blonde hair which she had woven neatly into a long side braid. “Orcs have been known to mature three times as fast as humans, though this my first time actually witnessing it in person.”

“It doesn’t matter, Katheryn,” Adrianna said, planting more affectionate smooches on your large bald blue-green head, “Gussie will always be my little wittle boy. Mummy wuvs yuuu.”

“Awww, mommmm…” you groaned, feeling awkward. You glanced around bashfully and received bright grins in return.

The women were your adoptive family. Julianna and Adrianna are your moms while Vanessa, Yvette, Christa, and Katheryn were your aunts. Purely unofficial of course. The girls just instinctively stepped into those roles when they decided to keep you as a baby.

As such, you do not have dads or uncles as the girls are unmarried. However, they’ve all been in a cohabitating relationship with their respective partners who are the men in their party. Basically their boyfriends.

Kyle and Lucas were the boyfriends of your moms, Julianna and Adrianna respectively. The others are Darryl, Alvin, Seth, and Ethan who are dating your aunts.

These were the twelve adventurers that rescued you from the tower ruin. Despite appearances, they were all still pretty young, at about 24-25 years of age. They found you in that tower when they were about 18.

Human adventurers tend to start out really young. A common starting point would be at age 13, usually as apprentices or novices doing low level work. By 15 years old, they were usually considered fully fledged beginner adventurers and would be given proper quests.

Due to the dangerous and risky nature of their work, personnel retention in the industry have always been rather low. Most people quit when they find better prospects. Others get killed or retire early with PTSD.

Thus, adventurers who are still in the game at 17-18 years old are considered experienced adventurers. 19 - 21 year olds are considered seasoned adventurers and anyone who makes it past 21 are considered veteran adventurers.

Of course, this is just a very general metric for people who start early and regularly work quests. There are plenty of adventurers who enter the profession at different ages. If a guy starts adventuring at 30, he would still be considered a novice. Also people progress at different rates according to how many and how hard are quests they complete.

“Thanks everyone,” you said, “This is awesome.”

“Hurry up and blow out those candles, sweetie,” said Adrianna.

“And don’t forget to make a wish,” added Juliana.

You complied and quickly extinguished the candles. Then you closed your eyes and wondered what to wish for.

You found it exceptionally hard to decide. The distractions certainly didn’t help and closing your eyes only made them more apparent. There was the soft, enticing heat of the flesh of your young twin moms pressing against your arms, the smoky, sexy musk of the particular blend of pipe weed coming from Yvette, and the sweet floral perfume Christa uses. Not to mention the very recent memory of Vanessa and Katheryn dropping in the house earlier, clad in their preferred attire. Vanessa likes short, tight skirts while Katheryn always sported outdoorsman shorts.

Now, it hasn’t been easy coming of age. Sure, it’s your second life and all and you had expected that there would be some of the same woes of puberty coming to you this time round. But nothing could have prepared you for an orc puberty. For months you’ve been feeling an almost irresistible desire to **** and enslave anything with a vagina.

You tried to focus on making a wish and you can think of only 3:

1. Good health.

2. Good wealth.

3. Sex. Just lots and lots of lusty, sweaty, nasty sex