The 4 Types of Wives Every Alpha Marries

The 4 Types of Wives Every Alpha Marries

by Oliver Blake

Let's face it: every guy (well, every Alpha guy) is gonna marry a few women in his lifetime. And from what I've seen, no matter who you are, these women follow a certain pattern.

Sit back, whip out those cocks, and get ready to see the four women I married... And if you're a young Alpha growing up in an O.Z., then I bet you will too!

#1: Your Sweetheart

Your first wife will probably be your first (good) girlfriend. After dating and fucking for a few years, it's only natural to want to claim her as your own.

On the day of the wedding, you'll be all over her. No other boys allowed! Nope, not even a last hurrah with her dad or owner or whatever: your cock's gonna be in her from the ceremony through to the end of the honeymoon.

Better pack some stamina pills, and be ready for some jealous looks!

#2: Your Sister

After enjoying married life for a year or two, you'll start to miss the girl you grew up with. Your sister was one of the first women you fucked, and she's still one of the best... Time to bring her out of the old family and into the new!

But in the lead-up to your second wedding, a funny thing is gonna happen. While your first wife made the transition from public property to YOUR property, your sister will experience the opposite. Instead of wanting to guard her, you'll want to share her. She'll entertain guests at the wedding shower, then the bachelor party, then next thing you know she's getting bukkaked by your besties in the middle of the ceremony.

You may (not want to) kiss the bride!

#3: Your Mom

I'll be honest, guys: I only married my mother to snag the engagement discount at Pearson's Perfections. When you take her for a pre-wedding de-aging session, they throw in free lipo and breast expansion! Great deal.

That also works for your mother-in-law, assuming she doesn't already belong to another Alpha. Technically my MIL was Wife #4, but she doesn't really count: same type as Mommy, and besides, she's more like furniture than a spouse... But that's another article entirely.

On to the REAL #4... And I think you know where this is going.

#4: Your Dad

You know what else scores you a hot discount at Pearson's? That's right: good 'ol fatherly feminization. Tie the knot with Daddy for 50% off facial and upper-body reconstruction. That's a no-brainer for me... And for him, too, since I used the savings to buy mental mods.

Goodbye, Grumpy! Hello, Horny!

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