That's all I can stands and I can't stands no more!

“ALL OF THEM? ALL?!” Yelled fury into his microphone while his vessel made its way back to the Helicarrier, the massive flying fleet carrier could be seen hovering just outside the New York harbour from the port hole of their transport and awaiting his return. Angry beyond consoling, the SHIELD director threw his communicator across the deck from his seat. “Fifty men and not one of them could stand to a gaggle of lunatics in spandex. If a kid in a spider costume can do it why can’t 2 football teams worth of soldiers?”

“Perhaps we should have sent the Mandroids unit to apprehend them.” Commented Maria Hill, looking over the retreat reports from the Agents who managed to get back.

“The police headquarters, Ravencroft, Rikers… The hell are they playing at?”

“There’s still the ringleader sir, the Doctor Octopus one, witnesses report she was at Stark industries but now she’s gone with a truck worth of equipment.”

His one eye shifting back and forth in thought, Fury looked back to the Helicarrier and frowned. “These are all diversions, meant to knock out anyone who can contain then so they can get the parts to make a new portal.”

Punching the walls to get the pilot’s attention, Nick Fury nodded over to the woman at the controls, “Get us down there, we’re going to need the heavy hitters before these ladies do something permanent!”

“Right away director Fury!”

“Let’s hope they don’t rip a hole in reality before we stop them.”

***

Meanwhile back at 4 Yancy street…

‘This is channel 12 in our chopper here hovering over New York city’s police headquarters where… INSANITY has taken hold. Everywhere we can see, the entire street has been overrun with… Monsters! We’re keeping a safe distance but…’

‘Channel 5 here, reporting from the riots now overtaking Alcatraz prison. Hundreds of inmates are making their way across the bay to… HOLY #@%&!’ The camera panned to a winged form that flew past the helicopter, forcing the news crew to fly away for safety.

Watching the news on every channel back home, the Richards family frowned at the footage being shown. The Sinister Susans were causing a riot out in the city and all the Fantastic Four could do was sit there under SHIELD house arrest while monsters attacked… And they all wore Susan’s face.

“This is horrible!” Susan stressed, pacing back and forth in the living room with her arms crossed while her husband and brother watched the television. Her kids sitting between Johnny and her variant, the Moon Dame as they tried to keep her kids calm.

The police can’t do a thing about them.” Franklin pointed out, seeing a news chopper try to document Electro’s rampage as she fired bolts of lightning down on the streets of Manhattan.

“I know, not one of them can be stopped!” Worried Reed, reading every movement and actions the television feed showed of the sinister versions of his wife attacking the city. “They are being methodical, targeting key locations in the city, spreading emergency forces thin… But why?”

“They’re trashing my favorite street, Reed!” Complained Johnny, getting to his feet and emitting smoke from his hair and shoulders as he pointed to the television screen. “Do you KNOW another bike store in the city?”

The front door to their home slammed open with Ben Grimm barging right in and pointing a stoney thumb over his shoulder to the outside street behind him just as he slammed the door closed. “You seein this on the news you guys?”

“Yeah, we ARE Ben.” Scoffed Moon Dame on the couch. “And here we are stuck watching.”

The blind one in the group raised her hand to get the Thing’s attention. “I can’t see it, but I’ve got the jist of it.”

“What are we going to do?” Asked Ben, pointing towards the television screen where Mysterio could be seen causing havoc downtown. “Dem ladies are tearin up the city and SHIELD ain’t got the goods to stop’em.”

“Well, what can WE do?” Asked Lady Anti-Venom, shrugging her shoulders. “SHIELD made sure we can’t step outside, not while we have these on.” She gestured to the wrist band that tracked her location.

“You may be under house arrest… But WE are not.” Getting to his feet, Reed gestured for everyone else to follow him. “Come on and get dressed everyone, its about time we do something about our uninvited guests.”

Heading deeper into their home after changing into their blue suits, Reed Richards led the way into the hanger bay of the Fantasticar, moving over to a control panel and activating the vehicle in front of them all to thrum to life and hover a foot off the ground, ready to fly, the hanger bay roof opening with a groan of metal to let the mid-day sun in.

“SHIELD’s not going to be happy with us interfering.” Pointed out Johnny, pulling on his jacket and zipping it closed over his blue Fantastic Four costume underneath, while Ben and Susan moved up ahead of the group. The Invisible Woman telling her children to stay put while the Thing got to the driver side of the Fantasticar.

“Screw’em!” Grumbled Ben, rolling his shoulders as he got into his seat and got to the controls. “They’z tried already, time to let the experts deal with dem crazy Suzies!”

Getting to their seats and getting ready to leave, Susan turned to her three variants with a stern look.

“Ladies, take care of Valaria and Franklin while we’re gone, this won’t take long.”

Trading looks, the trio shrugged as they watched the Fantasticar take flight and head out onto the city, leaving the hanger bay to close automatically with their departure. “Yeah… Sure thing.”