Test your strength

"Lets see how strong I am now." Naruto said as he hoped out of his apartment. With a bit of foresight, Naruto used a henge to look like he used too. As he walked down the streets, he noticed many of the villagers glaring at him. "I'll have to fix that."

As he turned the corner, he saw Sakura talking with Tenten. "Hey Sakura! Hey Tenten." Naruto said as he walked up to them.

"Naruto! Dont be so loud!" Sakura shrieked. Tenten just shook her head at the hypocrisy of the statement.

"Geeze, do you have to be so loud Sakura?" Naruto asked. Sakura slammed him right into the ground, leaving a small crater in the pavement.

Naruto stood up, and realized something. Sakura always beat him, and berated him, no matter what he did. "Sakura, tell me how you honestly feel about me." He said.

"I think your a loser, and an idiot, although strong. I think your luck is impecable, but your insistance at asking me out is creepy and intolerable. I wish you would find some other obsession instead of me." She said. Naruto narrowed his eyes at her true feelings.

"And you Tenten, how do you really feel about me?" He asked.

"I think your strong, a little childish, and not the smartest guy around. However i believe you are always accountable, and will always protect and be there for those you care about." She said. Naruto smiled at Tenten's description of him. He then had an idea.

"Sakura, how do you feel about Tenten?" Naruto asked.

"I think Tenten is too much like a boy. Shes atheltic, but doesnt really have any solid skill unlike me. If she focused on her looks, she could be less of a wall flower." Sakura said with a smirk. Tenten's eye twitched.

"Yeah well your a stuck up know it all bitch whose only ability is to scream like a banshee and heal people. You focus all your time into looking good, and are probably the weakest of the konoha twelve." Tenten retorted.

"Well said Girls. Now, i think there's a few changes to be made." Naruto said with a smirk.