Tess Tempest Wants Sue To Have Her Latest Porn

"...you to take my latest porn collection!" Mae said excitedly. She almost leaped off the couch and danced over to a shelf, to pull a plastic-wrapped boxed set of BluRays off the shelf. "It's the Tess Tempest Sage! The exclusive Fantastic Fuckers Collection with 104 hours of the hottest sex I've ever had on camera! Oh you have to watch it, especially the extras!"

Sue Storm blinked, taken entirely off-guard. Mae chatted constantly, the naked pornstar completely unabashed as she explained how apparently much of her career the last decade had come from her bare resemblance to Sue Storm and her willingness to do things on camera that would make a Mexica sex worker blush. The Invisible Woman sat shocked and uneasy as the massive boxed set was dropped into her lap. Then Tess turned to her office to rummage among her files.

With one ear, the heroine listened to Mae talk about filming The Cumming of the Super-Skrote, the practical effects that had gone into the shapechanging sequences, the vaginal rejuvenation surgery needed after the first Gangbang in the Negative Zone, when the Cosmic Control Rod they'd chosen turned out to be a little too big for Mae's pussy...

"But I was a champ and took it anyway!" the bubbly blonde pornstar said, as she dumped the manila envelope into the Invisible Woman's lap. "Seven stitches! We had to work it into the script. That's why at the big climax, I've got to take it up my ass! I even prolapsed! Which came in real handy during the Psike-Lord Saga..."

"Psike-Lord..." Sue's brow furrowed. Then her eyes widened. "You filmed a porn based on Psi-Lord!? Mae, that was my son from the future!"

"I know!" Mae said gustily. "That was what made it so perfect! Totally of age! Absolutely no censorship! And the **** angle was hotter than when I made out with Johnny Tempest in The Invisible Bitch Cums Again! We were going to follow up with one using that time your grown-up daughter came back in time wearing bits of Doom's armor, but the lawyers said that the Latverians considered that lèse-majesté and like, vaporized the last person to make a pornographic parody of him."

There had to be some state beyond appalled. She had, over the years, been vaguely aware that people wrote fanfiction of her and the rest of the Fantastic Four, but now here she was, face-to-face with someone who had made a career out of fucking in a legally-technically-distinct name and image...and had mined the Invisible Woman's own personal life to do it.

"God, it's so good to see you!" Mae said. "Oh...one more thing!"

With boundless energy, Mae sprung up again. Sue shook her head and opened the manila envelope. There were the photos...and the negatives...and the contracts Mae had signed to buy the rights to them. In the office, the printer whirred. When Mae returned, it was with a fresh contract to assign the rights to Susan Storm...and a blue dildo, smooth and cylindrical, about six inches long, still in the box, with a white 4 emblazoned on it.

"This is a prototype of our latest product! We're calling it the Fantastic Fucktoy. Check this out!"

There was an opening at the bottom of the box that allowed access to the controls. Mae pressed a button on the base, and Sue's brow furrowed as the blue toy faded into transparency.

"It has a bunch of other functions too! It's made out unstable molecules, just like your uniform! It's going to be the most advanced sex toy on the market. You have to try it out!"

"No, I...I really can't take all this," Sue Storm said as she stared at the lap full of porn and then at the transparent dildo. Mae pressed another button and it returned to its previous blue shape.

"You have to! I insist!" Mae said. Then her piercing blue eyes locked with the reporter's own. "Pleaaaase?"

Sue felt her will crumble. She was getting everything she wanted and then some, the least she could do is take her old friend's porn, even if she never used it.

"Do you...have a bag?"

Which is how, a few minutes later, Sue Storm found herself walking back toward the Baxter Building with a black plastic bag full of hardcore pornography and the most advanced sex toy on the planet.

Exactly as Mysterio had planned it.