Hides The Porn Before Her Family Finds It

Sue Storm entered the Baxter Building invisibly. The kids should be deep in their online schooling and games, Reed would be in the lab, Ben would probably be reading or enjoying a cigar up on the roof, Johnny would be out...but she felt no need to take chances.

Reed had created sensors that interrogated every molecule of air going into the Baxter Building; mail packages and guests were scanned for nanites, virus, exotic energy signatures. Too many enemies had attacked them over the years. Sue had helped design the system, had helped oversee its construction and installation.

Which also meant she knew where the blind spots were.

Her invisible **** field carried the invisible bag full of porn, to bypass the pressure sensors. Perfectly enclosed in the invisible **** field, there were no samples for the air sniffers. Normally there was little Sue could do about the energy scanners, but she knew that when Reed purchased some sensitive components that might be damaged by such scans, he used an override code—which Sue tapped into the control console.

So as she stepped into the master bedroom of the Baxter Building, Sue knew that no one would know that she had just smuggled some porn and a dildo into the Fantastic Four's living quarters.

Which only left the question of where to hide it.

Sue had considered just destroying the porn. Send the dildo into the matter disintegrator that Reed used for waste disposal. Toss it into a trash can before she even got to the Baxter Building. Yet her fingerprints were on it. And they had been gifts from Mae. And...

The Invisible Woman bit her lip as she stepped into her walk-in closet, a space where Reed never came, full of her civilian clothes and old costumes. Her maternity dresses were zipped into a dress bag near the back of the closet. It was designed for carrying suits and coats, and had separate zippered pockets at the bottom for shoes. Except that wasn't where Sue kept her shoes.

It was where she kept her marital aids.

In ziplocked bags were small vibrating eggs, containers of scented lube, and a pink-tinted glass wand. The wand was older than her marriage to Reed, a last remnant of when Sue Storm had first investigated her sexuality. Most of her porn had disappeared by the time they'd had children, but maternity leave from the Fantastic Four had been hard on Sue. Reed had been gone for days or weeks at a time, and the urges had built up until she couldn't stand it. Her little collection of toys had given her relief during that time.

Now, she shifted them to the side and slipped in the dildo and Mae's boxed set. The envelope with the contracts and photos would go to a very discreet lawyer, who would issue the takedown notices. No more nude shots of Susan Storm on the internet.

Someone knocked on the bedroom door.

"Suzy? Are you in here?"

The Invisible Woman froze as she heard Ben's voice from the hallway.

"Hey Ben! Just got back!" Sue said with a smile he couldn't see.

"Me and Johnny are takin' the kids to the American Museum of National History. Callin' it a field trip. Valeria made this handheld DNA scanner and wants to scan the dinosaur eggs or somethin'."

"Oh," Sue blinked. "Did you want me to go with?"

"Nah, we got 'em. Just wanted you to know. Reed's locked down the lab, doesn't wanna be disturbed, so I figger'd I gotta tell somebody. Anyway, we'll be back in a few hours. Time for dinner."

"Great!" Sue said. "I might take a nap, then."

"You do that. See ya!"

Ben turned away. There was a high-pitched scream of joy as the Thing announced the field trip to the kids.

Which left Sue all alone for a few hours. Her eyes went to the dress bag, with its illicit cargo. A sudden urge overtook her, a naughty idea that she hadn't felt since she was a young woman, who had to wait patiently for any opportunity to explore her sexuality. Her hand rubbed gently at her crotch, through her clothes. The temptation was strong.