Tee'N'Ay

As Night School begins and your girlfriends begin to enter, you sit in your car in the parking lot and wait for one in particular. Tammy, Dana, Hateya, and Ms. Olivia Furizuru sit in your car with you, waiting for the same girl.

"Thank God it's a Friday," Tammy says. "I'd hate if this happened on a school night."

"Oh, yes, this is exactly how I planned to spend my Friday night," Dana says sarcastically.

"Still beats sitting in Barbara's drool," Hateya muses.

A car pulls into an empty space close to you and Tee'N'Ay steps out. She shuts off her hologram disguise, revealing her blue skin and green hair, before grabbing a futuristic-looking backpack and walking towards the school. You and your four girlfriends exit the car and run to catch up to her.

Tee'N'Ay notices you and cheerfully waves. "Oh! Good evening, Sam and my human sister-wives! That's the right term, right?"

"Well, technically, we're not married yet," Tammy says.

Dana shoves her elbow into her side to shut her up. "Not the point! We got a visit from some freaky cop alien this morning."

Olivia holds up the photographs of Tee'N'Ay. "We thought she was after one of those supervillain ladies, but these photos are of you."

Tee'N'Ay grabs the photos and grimaces. "What names did this officer go by?"

You look at your girlfriends as you struggle to pronounce the name. "I think it was Katherine or...?"

"Kat'R'In?" Tee'N'Ay asks. She groans. "So, she finally managed to find me."

"Uh, find you?" Hateya asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"

Tee'N'Ay reaches into her backpack and pulls out a small sphericlal device. "I have a confession to make. Do you know why I'm on this planet?"

"I honestly thought you crash-landed or something," you say.

Tee'N'Ay shakes her head. She presses a few buttons on the device, and it projects a screen of several erotic images. Some are of monsters and alien creatures you can't recognize, but many are of humans or humanoid people having sex in different positions. The images and videos show them in different locations, different situations, and with different music playing in the background. Some appear to even be from professionally shot movies or sets. Some seem to be simple art objects, like paintings or sculptures or even titles to books.

"So, I happen to have a shady business," Tee'N'Ay states. "The sector of the galaxy where I'm from doesn't approve of sex or porn, so they've ruled it as contraband material. Even art and educational material are banned. But there are some, like me, that see nothing wrong with the act of sex."

You're in awe at Tee'N'Ay's collection of pornographic material. This would put even Eve's collection of erotic art to shame. "I...um...wow."

Tammy point at an image. "Hey! Is that us during that pool party at Rebecca's?!"

"Oh, that's part of my personal collection," Tee'N'Ay says. "Strictly private. Not for sale."

"So, you sell porn to people from your galaxy?" Hateya asks.

"Yes," Tee'N'Ay says. "Everyone involved is an adult, no one does so or is involved against their will, and many buyers work for museums and science departments. No one gets hurt."

She lets out another sigh. "Not that it matters to people like Kat'R'In. She is, what is the term Nebula uses? Ah, yes; a happy, foolish part of the machine."

Olivia places a hand on Tee'N'Ay's shoulder. "Well, you don't have to worry, sweetie. We didn't tell that woman a single thing."

"Not that it matters," Tee'N'Ay says. "She'll be looking for me. I'll have to call in sick and start moving my merchandise."

Tee'N'Ay gasps in realization. "Wait! You and my other sisters! We can all move my supplies tonight! With all of us, it will take only an hour at the most!"

"Whoa, wait! Are you crazy?!" Tammy asks. "I know we're all dating Sam, but Ms. Cherry and the Night School teachers will never cancel Friday school for this!"

Tee'N'Ay holds out a hand. "Fifty of your currency says I can convince them."

Dana clasps her hand. "You're on, bitch!"

The alien girls smiles and looks at you. "Sam, do you think you can contact your other lovers and get them to meet me at this location?"

She places a note in your hands. Before you can answer, she grabs you and gives you a loving kiss on your lips. "You're the best! Meet you there!"

She runs into the school while you stand there in shock. Wordlessly, you take your phone and start messaging a group chat.

"Are we really about to clear out a whole alien base filled with alien porn?" Hateya asks.

"I take back what I said!" Dana says. "This Friday is turning out great!"