Tear your cock from your pants and fuck her on the dance floor!

The idea shines bright in your mind, but a moment later, you realize the impracticality of this decision. It'll no doubt lead to the teachers chaperoning pulling you apart, preventing you from getting off. And that's even if your date responses positively to your decision to try fuck her, in the middle of a large crowd of people in your school. Even with the excessive amount of alcohol in your blood, you realize that's a stupid decision.

"Oh, fuck consequences!" you tell your brain. "Let me get off! I'm supposed to be allowed make my own decisions, that's the whole point of this!"

Your brain, stunned into silence by your logic, fails to respond.

"Asshole," you mutter bitterly. "Can't even speak up for yourself."

Once more, your brain fails to respond.

Well, if your brain's going to be like that, it's time for you to make another decision, regardless of what that waste of grey matter says.