Taylor Swift

In all honesty you had little faith in Oscar not pranking you when he made his call and yet after a simple twenty minute drive you were out at the edge of town where no one could help you should the worse come to pass. This simple fact made you suspicious until you finally parked on the driveway of a rather impressive looking home.

Yet a part of you expected the front door to open and reveal Oscar’s ugly face or a cameraman ready to reveal that you were part of a prank show. You never expected to be greeted by Taylor Swift wearing a rather impressive all black number.

Once again the Country/Pop Star chose to look her very best despite the fact that she was getting her pictures taken by you rather a professional photographer. It obviously didn’t make sense as she could have hired someone three times your wage and yet she chose to simply hire you for what could simply be a few photographs that may never see the light of day. Yet she chose to have her hair done, her makeup immaculate, and every inch of her shaped to perfection.

Part of you honestly couldn’t believe this was happening until Taylor welcomed you inside with a smile and a rather silly gesture that was no doubt used to ease the tension.

Accepting the invitation gracefully heard the door close behind you and the sound of Taylor’s heels clicking against the marble floors. Again you were suspicious as despite Oscar’s rather friendly attitude there was no way he could have convinced an A-List Celebrity like Taylor Swift to get her pictures taken by ordinary you.

No doubt the confusion and shock was written on your face as Taylor quickly began to explain the situation when she began to make her way to the den.

“Oscar showed me some of your photographs the other day and I was really impressed that it came from a camera phone instead of a high end camera.” She began to say “One of my publicists said that I should get a few headshots like that for a more natural feel.”

Suddenly it all made sense now as you know for a fact that Oscar always encouraged you to move beyond taking a few photographs a day. He sensed great potential in you and he was giving you a shot at the big leagues with one of your biggest celebrity crushes no less.

You would have felt honor in another life but as you looked at Taylor sitting in front of a piano thoughts of wickedness appeared before you.

Something Oscar was no doubt unaware of at this moment as he went about whatever task the singer had sent him on.

Still a part of you did feel guilty until you asked her a simple question, “Where did Oscar go?”

She replied in a rather nonchalant way “Oh I sent him to get groceries in town. He’ll be back in a few hours.”

‘Groceries?’ You thought to yourself with anger in your heart ‘You sent one of my oldest friends on a grocery run instead of doing it yourself?’

You knew other celebrities would get their own groceries but not Taylor apparently oh no this was beneath her. Doesn’t matter that no one in town would even notice her oh no she was too special to go and buy some basic essentials before driving up to her fancy little house.

The thought made you sick as you swiftly activated your phone, pun intended, and snapped a picture of Taylor without a second thought.

Her image quickly appeared on the App as you issued your first command- “Taylor you are in a daze and confused state.”

Looking to the Grammy Award Winner you found her with a blank stare that reminded you of a Hypnotist performing in Vegas so long ago.

“Taylor” You spoke, drawing her attention back to you “Do you know what photoshoot this is?”

Shaking her head in confusion she replied in a rather slurred manner “No what is it?”

Smiling the various scenarios began playing in your head. The only question is which one do you choose?