Taylor Does

“The administration is letting a fucking demon teach us!”

“Wait, why don’t we just go to the administration and complain, Taylor? We can get her fired, and that will fix everything!”

Wyatt looks stunned. “Fuck that might just work. Who’s going?”

“I’ll go.” You volunteer.

Taylor smiles at you. “Good luck.”

Wyatt looks at you. “Kick that skanky bitch to the curb!”

You make your way to the administrative offices and enter the Dean’s office. Her assistant keeps you waiting for the requisite hour.

“She’s ready for you.”

You enter her office.

The middle aged, frumpy, Dean gives you a friendly smile. “What seems to be the problem?”

“My Comparative Religion Professor is a demon!” You blurt out.

“Ms. Devlin? Yes, she is. She self reported her change in status to HR.”

“You’re letting her keep teaching?”

“Maya, we took a nine figure donation, with a stipulation that we wouldn’t discriminate against demons. Besides, I’m not dealing with those demon rights protesters.”

“But…but…”

“If that’s all…”

“She’s fucking her students!” You blurt out.

“Well, that’s an entirely different story. If she’s engaging in sexual conduct with students we’ll fire her. Do you have proof?”

“No.”

“Get me proof and she’ll be gone.”

“Thank you, Dean,”