Tapping her foot impatiently, shocker

“Misses Wang, what a pleasant surprise.” She pushes past you without waiting for an invitation. “What can I help you with today?”

Misses Wang was a stereotypical tiger mom. You would always hear her yelling at her daughter and putting high demands on her, ridiculing her for the smallest mistake. She brought this same energy to every interaction she has. She looks like an older version of her daughter. She’s an inch taller, standing at a towering 5’½ and being quite a bit darker. Her face is more wrinkly and her eyes were fierce and old, stuck in a percent look of judgement. She had a tightly sewn mouth, and she was a little bustier but also a little saggier than her daughter. However she still had a great ass, and if you didn’t know her her personality, you’d think she was a milf.

“HA,” she scoffs, “THIS YOU CLEANING UP. IT LOOK LIKE PIGSTY IN HERE!” She takes a giant whiff. “AND WHAT IS THAT SMELL?” Looks like the simple blanket flip couldn’t mask the smell of your potent sperm after all.

You grit your teeth. “What do you want Xiu?”

She narrows her eyes, “YOU DON’T CALL ME THAT. IT WANG TO YOU!”

You’re lucky I don’t stick my Wang in you.

“So what is it,” you ask, getting more annoyed by the second, “have another complaint for me? Maybe about the noise?”

She walks up to you.

“STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!”

You start to sweat. Shit, did she know? Did she come up here to confront me? She’s the kinda bitch to claim I **** her daughter and then keep her from telling the truth to get what she wants.

“I-i don’t know what you mean.”

“ALL THOSE SLUTS WHO FUCK YOU. YOU NO BRING THAT NEAR MY DAUGHTER.”

“A-and what makes you think that was me?”

She scoffs, “I GET HOME 5 MINUTES AGO AND I ALREADY HEAR PEOPLE DISCUSSING NOISE COMING FROM YOUR ROOM!”

You internally breathe a sigh of relief. She didn’t know you already added her daughter to your list of conquests.

“And what makes you think your daughter would come after me.”

“SHE BEEN ACTING CURIOUS. SAYING SHE WANTS TO INVESTIGATE NOISE. SHE ONLY 18, YOU NO GO NEAR HER.”

“18 is legal,” you state matter-of-factly.

Her face goes redder, “HOW DARE YOU YOU AMERICAN PIG! YOU GO NEAR HER AND I CALL COPS!”

This made you angry. “For what! A legal girl coming to me asking for sex? Not only will nothing happen to me, but it’ll come out that your daughter is a slut who begs strangers for sex.”

She slaps you, then huffs, “HOW DARE YOU! YOU CALL MY DAUGHTER SLUT! YOU WHITE AMERICAN FAGGOT!” Of course instead of expanding her dictionary so she speaks English normally, she learns the word “faggot” to insult people more.

You’re starting to get really angry now, and even consider striking her back, but then an idea comes to mind.

A cool smile crosses your face. “The truth is Misses Wang, if she came to me, I doubt I’d be able to stop myself.” She narrows her eyes further and grits her teeth.

“Yesterday I found out my cock had grown, and with it my libido. It took five women and six loads for me to be satisfied, and if they hadn’t, I don’t know what I would have done. I’d probably have to go through a feral fuckfest, fucking anyone I could get my hands on.”

Her eyes widen, “WHAT YOU SAYING WHITE BOY?l

You sigh, “I’m saying, if my dick isn’t relieved, I can’t control myself. If someone asks me I’ll have **** but to comply.”

You smile and rub your chin, “Of course, if someone were to help relieve me, I might be able to control myself.”

“EAT DICK WHITE BOY!”

“Unless you help me that might be what your daughter will be doing.” She slaps you again, leaving scratch marks on your face. You don’t even care at this point, too excited about giving her a few marks of her own to care.

“What was your daughters name?” You scratch your chin and look up to the ceiling, as if trying to remember, “Li was it? I’ve seen her around, and I must say, I don’t know how you could have produced such a sexy specimen. I could walk her walk around in booty shorts all day,” you smile, “damn she looks good in those, honestly I’d love to massage that booty while fucking her till she can’t walk.” She’s fuming at this point. “Just thinking about it’s got me going, see?” You gesture down at your barely concealed crotch.

She gives a quick glance but freezes and lingers for a second, before looking back at you in anger. “Fine,” she growls through gritted teeth, “I let you fuck me, BUT YOU MUST STAY AWAY FROM LI.”

You grin like a child on Christmas, “Hey, as long as I get to see you squirt, I’ll stay miles away from her.”

She scoffs at this, “PLEASE YOU FILTHY AMERICAN, I NEVER HAVE ORGASM. A LITTLE WHITE BOY LIKE YOU CAN DO NOTHING!”

She thinks she can’t orgasm, how cute. This is getting better and better, you can’t wait to break this Asian bitch.

“Alright, but first, I need to make a video,” you take out your phone, “I need to have it on video that you consent to this, otherwise you’ll make a bunch of accusations and ruin my life.”

She narrows her eyes. “FINE, BUT NO MORE RECORDING AFTER AND YOU MUST PROMISE ON VIDEO YOU STAY AWAY FROM LI!”

“Of course,” you say, with exaggerated innocence, “I would never go back on my word,” you pull out the phone, “now smile for the camera.”

She frowns but says, “I CONSENT TO LET LITTLE DICK AMERICAN FUCK ME SO HE STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER.”

“And I consent that as of the time of the recording of this video, I will not have sex with Wang Li.” Some really clever wording on your part if you do say so yourself.

You put the phone away. “ALL RIGHT,” Wang crosses her arms, “LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH. THIS BE QUICK.”