Tanukichi goes to school and runs into a "friend".

Half an hour later, Tanukichi and everyone else in the apartment were washed, dressed, and ready to go start their days.

“Here you are, dear,” Yuria said as she handed Tanukichi a boxed-lunch that she had made. “Now, I’ll be at work at the convenience store, but know that I’ll still be thinking about you, alright?”

“Of course, dear… I’ll, uh, be sure to think about you too,” Tanukichi said as he waved her goodbye. “So this is what it’s like to say goodbye to a spouse before work… it feels… strangely nice?”

“Alright, Tanukichi; let’s get going!” Anna said as she grabbed Tanukichi by the hand. “We’ll need to hurry if we want to make it to the train station in time!”

“R-right behind you Ann-aaaah!” Tanukichi let out a gasp of pain as he found his other arm suddenly trapped by a grip even stronger than Anna’s.

“Train?” Ranko said as she gripped her son’s wrist. “There’s no reason to worry about that; I have a car, so I can just drive you all to school myself.”

“Aww, that’s so sweet of you, Mrs. Okuma! But we really wouldn’t want to bother you~” Anna smiled sweetly as she tugged on Tanukichi’s arm, making the college boy feel like he was about to rip in half.

“It’s no trouble at all, really. I insist!” Ranko pulled so hard that only Anna relenting in her grip prevented him from losing an arm. “Besides, I assure you that my car is much less cramped than those trains; you’ll actually be able to spend some quality time together.”

“Quality time?” Anna’s eyes lit up for a moment. “Well, I suppose that wouldn’t be too bad…”

“Great; then follow me.” Ranko turned around and led everyone down to the apartment parking lot.

“So, where exactly did you p-” Tanukichi's eyes widened as he spotted a ‘car’ that dwarfed all the others. “Hold on, is that an APC!?”

“I know; it’s double parked, but there simply weren’t any spaces big enough for it,” Ranko said casually as she took out her keys and wirelessly unlocked the oversized white vehicle. “You can all ride in the back, and be careful; the guns are loaded.”

“Wow, a real army car… I never thought I’d get to see one up close,” Tamaki said with fascination as she walked into the back of the APC and took a seat. “Is this the same model that the Morality Police uses on their raids?”

“The very same,” Ranko answered over a speaker from the driver’s seat. “Now everyone, have a seat and buckle-up, and we’ll get going.”

Tanukichi, Tamaki, and Yua all took random seats around the APC, but Anna seemed to hesitate when she walked in.

“Hmm… well, looks like there’s not enough room; guess we’ll have to share a seat~” Before Tanukichi could react, Anna had sat down in his lap, pressing her soft ass cheeks hard against Tanukichi’s groin.

“Gah! Anna! What are you doing!?” Tanukichi couldn’t help but grunt as the silver-haired girl grinded herself shamelessly against him. “There’s plenty of room! You don’t have to-”

“Ooops; my fingers slipped again,” Anna said as she buckled her seat belt around herself and her captive. “I guess we’ll have to stay like this until we get there~”

“Alright, everyone buckled-in? Then let’s go!” Ranko hit the gas pedal of the APC and took off, causing everyone to jolt in their seats. Anna didn’t seem to mind bouncing a little bit in Tanukichi’s lap, though, and giggled as they went.

“Ah, now this is what I call a morning commute~” Anna said with a soft moan.

“Well, it’s not traditional, but at least it gets the job done,” Yua said next to them as she held onto her briefcase tightly. “So, Tanukichi dear; what lessons about morality will you be teaching us today?”

“H-huh?” Tanukichi grunted a little in confusion .”Lesson?”

“Of course; there’s still a lot to teach us about proper morality, right?” Yua asked. “You do seem to never run out of previously unknown rules, after all.”

“Y-yeah, I guess so.” Tanukichi laughed nervously. “So, uh, today I’m going to teach the school about…” Tanukichi said the first thing that popped into his head. “... girls!”

“Girls?” Yua looked at Tanukichi curiously. “That sounds lovely, but could you please be more specific?”

“Well, uh…” Trying to find a way out, Tanukichi thought back to the previous day and his encounter with Otome. “We’ll be talking about how girls can have sex with… other girls.”

“What!?” Tamaki and Yua both gasped in shock, though Anna seemed to be too busy drooling as she ground her hips to notice what Tanukichi had said. “A girl having sex with another girl… that can’t really be possible, can it? I mean, women don’t even have cucumbers like guys do.”

“D-don’t worry, it’s possible, I promise,” Tanukichi replied. “And I promise, I’ll let everyone know during an assembly today at noon, okay?”

“Sex between women? That’s… an interesting idea,” Ranko said over the APC speakers. “That’s a presentation I’ll definitely have to watch…”

A few minutes later, and they finally arrived at the school, which surprisingly had a parking space big enough for the APC, and they all filed out one by one to enter the school.

“So, now that you’re actually here with us, what do you plan on doing exactly? Follow Tanukichi around as a kind of assistant?” Yua asked as Ranko hopped out of the vehicle.

“No… I’ve learned by now that my little boy doesn’t like to be smothered too much,” Ranko replied. “Instead, I’ll be going around the school to help make sure that everyone is following a proper moral code, and punish anyone who is not. And Tanukichi…”

“Y-yes, ma’am?” Tanukichi stood up at attention once again.

“As a non-student, I can’t attend classes with you, but if you ever find a spare moment to give me a child… please, do not hesitate to call,” she said as casually as if she were asking him to pick up a carton of milk.

“Of course, mother. I’ll try to find time.” Tanukichi bowed and, with that, he was left alone with Anna, who clung to his arm as they walked into the school together. “Y-you know, walking me to class really isn’t necessary…”

“I know it’s not necessary; it’s a privilege.” Anna squeezed Tanukichi’s arm even tighter and rubbed her face against his head. “Though, not as big of a privilege as having your seed inside me, of course.” Anna placed a hand over her lower abdomen. “Do you really think I might be carrying your child right now? I sure hope so…”

“You… seem really happy about that idea, huh?” said Tanukichi. “You do remember that I said pregnancy is a very unpleasant thing, right?”

“I know, but to be honest… if it means to be closer to you, Tanukichi, I couldn’t care less~” Anna replied sweetly before her tone suddenly turned a bit more serious. “It’s a little hard to describe, but… when you first planted your seed inside me, it felt so… right! Like, it was almost like my whole life had left up to that moment! Yes, I know it sounds silly, but… I honestly can’t think of a time I’d ever been happier than that day.”

She then walked in front of Tanukichi, took his hands in hers, and looked him in the eye.

“So thank you so much for doing that with me, Tanukichi. You have no idea how much that moment meant to me… and if it meant being with you, then there isn’t any pain I wouldn’t suffer through.”

“Anna…” Tanukichi’s eyes sparkled as he stared back into Anna’s gaze. “That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever-”

“Mr. Okuma.” Suddenly, Tanukichi was interrupted by the door to the classroom next to him slamming open, revealing Hyouka Fuwa standing in the doorway clad in her usual white lab coat. “There you are. If it wasn’t for the tracker I had implanted in you, I would have started to worry that you were going to be late.”

“Gyaaah!?” Tanukichi jumped up in surprise. “D-don’t sneak up on us like that Hyouka!”

“Oh! Good morning, Ms. Fuwa; it is a delight to see you as always,” Anna greeted, nonplussed as she kissed the green-haired girl on the lips. “My, you look well-rested today.”

“Why, thank you,” Hyouka replied. It was true; the dark bags underneath her eyes were a full shade lighter than they were the day before. “Tanukichi’s informative presentation yesterday did a lot to ease my stress and help me sleep. However, I must confess that I still did not get the full recommended eight hours because of a new project that I’ve been working on.”

“New… project?” Tanukichi could feel the hair on the back of his neck stand up. “What exactly are you talking about?”

“Do you remember the conversation that we had yesterday about what makes a man reproductively successful?” Hyouka answered. “Well, while our medical textbooks contain very little about reproduction, there is still a lot of information about hormones, growth, and cell division… and as such, I think I may have found a way to manipulate the process. However, I’ll need your help to test my prototypes.”

“Well, as much as I’m sure Tanukichi would love to spend time with you, I’m afraid he has to get to class now,” Anna said, moving to pull the college boy away.

“Don’t worry, that won’t be necessary,” the voice of Ayame said as she walked up behind Hyouka. “His first class today is Biology, so I just told his teacher that he’d be learning it with us instead. They said it was okay, so we don’t have to worry about a thing!”

“I don’t know… is it really okay for him to leave me-, er, I mean , skip out on normal class like that?” Anna asked. “Why , he could be missing so much valuable information!”

“I understand the risks for Tanukichi’s scholastic development, but I assure you that the potential benefit is well worth the risk,” Hyouka assured her. “If this formula is successful, then Tanukichi may be able to triple or even quadruple the amount of times he’ll be able to engage in reproduction each day, and his chances of conception could increase tenfold.”

“You mean… I’ll get to have sex with my beloved even more!?” Anna’s eyes lit up with pink hearts as she put her hands to her face and licked her lips. “Well, why didn’t you say so! He’s all yours~”

“H-hey, hang on a second! Maybe going to class would be the better idea…” Tanukichi said as he took some steps back.

“Oh, don’t be shy - it’s just a little experiment!” Ayame said as she grabbed Tanukichi’s wrist and pulled him into the empty science classroom. “It’ll be over before you know it!”

“Have fun, Tanukichi, dear!” Anna called out as she waved goodbye. “Let me know right away if you have good results!”

“Alright, I guess I’m doing this…” Tanukichi began to sweat subtly as Hyouka and Ayame sat him down onto a nearby desk. “So, are you going to start me on some kind of supplement, or a special diet…”

“Unfortunately, that isn’t an option; when I tried oral remedies on my rat test subjects, the results were always insufficient,” Hyouka said as she rummaged through a black medical back nearby. “Fortunately, the results were much more potent when my formula was applied… intravenously.”

Tanukichi felt all the blood drain out of his face as Hyouka pulled out a ridiculously-sized needle filled with a viscous blue fluid.

“Gah! Ayame! What the heck have you gotten me into!?” he whispered to the student body vice-president.

“You mean, what the ‘hell’, Tanukichi,” Ayame replied. “I have my phone open, so you can say whatever you want.”

“That’s not the point!” Tanukichi whisper-shouted. “You can’t just sign people up for random medical experiments without their permission!”

“What’s the matter, Tanukichi? You stick it in girls all the time; isn’t it fair for one of them to stick it in you for once?” Ayame teased.

“This is completely different, and you know it!” Tanukichi growled.

“Hmm, good point… your needle isn’t nearly as big!” Ayame joked. “Or at least, it isn’t yet. Trust me, I saw the results on some of the rats, and they were very promising.”

“But I’m not a rat… though, I’m starting to think someone here might be…” Tanukichi grumbled.

“ Gasp! Tanukichi, was that a real, biting insult from you? Oh, I’m so proud of you, my little horny protege!” Ayame tousled Tanukichi’s hair. “Maybe one day we’ll actually get you to start being creative!”

“Alright, the needle is ready,” Hyouka announced, turning back toward the cell-phone duo. “Assistant, if you would please apply the tourniquet.”

“Yes ma’am!” Ayame rolled up one of Tanukichi’s sleeves and tied a piece of rubber tightly around his upper arm.

“Ah! You could at least pretend not to enjoy this as much,” Tanukichi quietly grumbled.

“Oh, I assure you, this hurts you a lot more than it hurts me,” Ayame replied, though she could barely keep her professional veneer up at this point. “We’re ready when you are, Ms. Fuwa!”

“Excellent; now please, hold still and this will be over before you know it.” Hyouka brought the needle to Tanukichi’s arm and prepared to penetrate. Unable to bring himself to look, Tanukichi closed his eyes and tried to think of something, anything else as he felt the sharp needle sink inside him. A minute later the painful metal device was finally removed, and Hyouka applied a bandage before removing the tourniquet. “There; the operation is now complete.”

“There; that wasn’t so bad, now was it?” Ayame asked as she let Tanukichi go.

“Yeah, I guess not…” He replied, though his arm was still a little sore.

“Well… how do you feel?” Hyouka asked curiously with a clipboard in hand. “Have you noticed any new sensations? Smells? Tastes? Do you sense any sort of physiologic changes?”

Tanukichi looked under both of his arms. “No; I can’t say I feel any different than before.”

“Strange… we should have started to at least see some preliminary effects by now.” Hyouka flipped through her notes. “Perhaps I used the wrong excipient, or the wrong combination of ingredients.”

“Well, thanks for letting me be your guinea pig, but I really should get back to cl-” Tanukichi once again found himself interrupted, but this time the interruption came from a source much closer to home. “Aaaah!” Feeling a sudden heat radiating from his groin, Tanukichi gripped at his crotch and nearly fell to the floor. “Ooooh my fu-, er, gosh! W-what is this feeling? It’s like… my body is on fire!’

“Ah, yes, I see what went wrong; in my calculations for effect time, I failed to take into account how a human’s increased body fat may raise the volume of distribution and increase the time of onset,” Hyouka said as she coolly took notes above Tanukichi. “This course is much more like what we expected to see.”

“M-my pants… they’re so… tight!” Tanukichi grunted, gripping his groin harder.

“Really? Let me see!” Ayame said, reaching for his pants. “Er, I mean, for scientific purposes, of course.”