Take out the garbage

“Rick, tomorrow is garbage day be a dear and take the kitchen garbage down to the curb” Ellen

I grab the kitchen garbage and head outside. I walking down the driveway, I look back and see the girls watching and laughing from the front porch. I think I saw a phone in Ellen’s hand. Great, she must be taking pictures too. When I get to the curb and put the garbage in the bin I hear.

“Nice night for a walk”

I turn and see Ellen’s neighbor Sonia who I’ve meet once maybe twice before.

“Hi”

“When Ellen called and told me her naked brother-in-law was taking out her garbage, I had to come see for myself” Sonia

As I turn and face her, she looks down at my little dick and starts laughing.

“Wow I think my son has a bigger penis then you” Sonia

She then steps up to me and pinches my 1” hairless penis.

“You should be ashamed of yourself walking around with such a small dick” Sonia

“Yes Sonia”

“I should take you door to door and show your tiny hairless penis to all my friends, would you like that” Sonia

“Please don’t”

I say those words but I’m thinking please show me to your friends.

“I think I’ll start with Anna’s house, just kidding, goodnight” Sonia

With that said she turns and walks back home. I then return to Maris’s house. When I get to the porch Ellen says “I couldn’t help it, I had to tell somebody” This starts both girls laughing again.

“What did Sonia say to you?” Ellen

“She wanted to take me door to door and show my tiny hairless penis to all her friends.”

This has both girls laughing.