Long Weekend

"Hello"

"Hi Rick, its Val"

"How are you doing?"

"Good, and you?"

"I'm good, what’s up?"

"Nothing much, Linda asked me to stop by and check up on you while she is away."

"Oh ok, you really don't have to I'm doing good.”

"Well, I'm in the city today away so I thought I'd drop by.”

"You don't have to go through that much trouble I'm ok."

"It’s no trouble, so I stop by around 8pm"

Well at this point I have to tell you I really don't want her to stop by. When my wife is not home, I'm a bit of an exhibitionist and like to hang out naked. My plan was to not get dressed again until I have to leave for work on Monday. So her coming over would mean I would have to get dressed or would it.

"Well, if I can't talk you out of it, I have to warn you about something.”

"Warn me, about what"

"When Linda is not home, I spend my time around the house naked."

"Very funny Rick"

"I'm not kidding."

"So, you are naked right now?"

"Yes"

I can't believe I just told my sister-in-law that I’m naked.

“I bet you are not; how hot would that be if you really were naked.”

“Want to Bet”

“Ok how about loser buys dinner.”

“Ok you’re on.”

“See you at 8pm, bye.”

“Bye”

Oh, my G_D, what have I done. Can I really stay naked and answer the door that way when she comes over? At that I looked down at my penis, what did I just do. Earlier today I shaved off all my pubic hair. I’m as bald as I newborn baby. And speaking of babies I’m a grower not a shower so I’m about 1” long when soft. Here I am standing in my living room naked with my shaved 1” little penis wondering what to do next.

While I ponder what to do about tonight I grab a cup of coffee.