Take Miss Saijou's Place. Literally

"OK." Jacob zipped up his pants as he decided to pull up for a serious talk. As great as it was that his father was an Asian buxom woman who gave an amazing head, it wasn't that great when he was stuck as that unwillingly.

On the hindsight, if Jacob had a leverage on David, he would have used it to make sure he stayed longer with few extra favors.

"So you are stuck as Miss Saijou while the real one may be walking around... Where do we hide you? Mom's not going to be happy when she finds out you've been turned into an exact copy of our neighbor while the real one is waltzing ar-"

"This is the real Miss Saijou." David interrupted, to which, Jacob was mildly dumbfounded.

"What." Steve and Jacob said in unison.

"I made a ray gun with a toy that turns people into bodysuits. The first thing I did to test it was to shoot Miss Saijou. She lives alone by herself and always have her window open. I could see her in the living room trying on swimming suits. What am I supposed to do? It was practically an invitation!" David seemed to be a little bit frustrated by the situation. "I could take her place for now, just live a life and you can come over to bring me what I need over the course of the week. Just need to send an email to find a replacement pastor and explain to Ester about... well. Why I'm absent."