Take Anna's belt

"I'll keelhaul ye!"

"Pirates are always saying that. I don't believe you know what it is."

"I do so know it! It's when ye take a man's keel and ye... ye haul it!"

Anna takes a step forward, intending to take you by the throat, and stops. She's just noticed a slight lack of structural integrity in her wardrobe. She is wearing, from top to bottom, a pirate hat, a poofy-sleeved pirate blouse, breeches, and pirate boots, along with a whole brace of scarves and gunbelts and other piratey things. Two or three of the most important of which have now been removed.

"Maybe you should have hauled your keel a little tighter," you point out, as her breeches begin to slip down.

Hastily Anna grabs at her waist, but not before there's a shocked gasp from one of the noble ladies aboard the ship, who happens to be standing directly behind the pirate captain. You suspect she's just made a discovery of tremendous importance, so you stop time for a moment to check. Yes, it's true.

"Ladies and gentlemen," you announce to the ship. "I have an announcement to make about pirates. One you may find most enlightening. It is my pleasure to inform you, with the utmost confidence, that pirates do not wear any panties."