Take A Trip To McDonald's

John was getting quite hungry so he decided he would grab some fast-food. The closest place to him just happened to be McDonald's. He decided since he didn't need clothes that he would just jog there. He thought it would be fun to just feel the cool wind on his junk.

After about ten minutes John finally arrived in front of the yellow arches. The large sign was visible from probably ten miles down the road. John realized that without his pants he didn't have his wallet. He only had the small satchel which carried the notebook and the two markers.

John suddenly realized why would he need to pay? He opened the notebook and with the truth marker wrote *McDonald's gives me my food for free and everyone working there knows my face* Then he thought that it was just a little too plain so he crossed out the word face and replaced it with cock.

Opening the door to the joint John stepped in. He approached the counter and no one blinked an eye except for the young woman behind the counter.

"Welcome to McDonald's John what can we get you today?" The chipper clerk asked coming to her senses.

John looked at the girls name-tag and saw it read Amber. "Alright Amber tell me your age. Also I would like three Mcdoubles a large coke and a small fry."

Amber took down the order and looked at John. "I'm nineteen and someone with bring you your order shortly." She smiled and John walked over and took a seat at a booth.