More ways to have fun

I can walk around naked and no one will care.

I cannot be captured on photos, videos, or audio recording unless I want to. John thought about all the video surveillance systems around his neighborhood and in stores and such and people always filming on their phones.

My penis is larger than 95% of all male human penises. I only ejaculate when I want to and can reproduce a full load of semen immediately after ejaculation.

Any time someone lies to me, they fart loudly.

"Hmmmm," thought John. "That should be enough for now." He put the markers and pad into a backpack. He stripped naked and put on some sandals. He decided to go test his new alterations to reality.