Taena Merryweather, Whose Absent

Aegon Had Invited Taena Merryweather To Court, To "Discuss" How They'd Restore The House Merryweather's Fortunes. In Truth, Aegon Invited Her To Court To Become His Paramour. Aegon Had Nearly Bedded Her During Jaehaerys Last Name Day Tournament, But He Cuckold Husband Walked In, and Aegon Invited Her, and Only Her, To Visit Him In Kingslanding. She Could Bring Her Son, But NOT Her Husband. Aegon Wasn't About To Fuck Her With Her Husband Present, and Wasn't Going To If He Would Jerk His Tiny Cock During It.

Aegon Was Disappointed By The Revelation, That, Taena Had Not Yet Arrived. Aegon Would Later Discover, That Taena Had Been Delayed By A Childbirth, Hers. Aegon, Immediately Became Repulsed By The Idea Of Bedding Taena So Soon After She Had Her Cuckold Husband Inside Her. As Such, He Would Send A Raven, Asking Her To Be Sequestered In A Sept For Three Months, A Sept, In The Vale. Aegon Meanwhile Had Two Dornish Lovers To His Name, Tye and Nym, But Aegon, Was Also Interested In Producing A Royal Harem. Margaery Would Sit At The Peak Of The Girls, Followed By Myrcella. Aegon Had A Couple Other Girls In Mind For His Harem, Most Were Dornish, A Few Northerners, and A Few Reachers.

Aegon Would Still Need To Fill The Vacant Positions On His Small Council, and Since He Was Yet To Name Tywin As Master Of Ships, Ari As Mistress Of Laws, Or Anybody Else To Hand Of The King, Aegon Would Personally Be Able To Curry Further Favors and Alliances. Alliances That Would Be Useful In Dealing With Mance Rayder, As Aegon Had Promised. He Already Had House Lannister and Baratheon In One Alliance, and Had House Tyrell In Another, Furthermore, Aegon Had Used The Threat Of War To **** Ned Stark In Betrothing His Eldest Daughter To The Heir To Highgarden, Who, Was Soon To Become Aegon's Brother-In-Law.

Designed To Prevent Any Retaliation and Future Insults, Sansa Marrying Willas Tyrell, Would Bind House Stark To House Tyrell. Naturally, Margaery and Aegon Were King and Queen, and Margaery's Brother Marrying Eddard's Eldest Daughter Gave Him A Roadblock In Antagonising The Crown. Tying Up His Bannermen's Heiresses Helped This Defensive Measure. Aegon Would Meanwhile Arrange Other Suitable Matches, and If, (But Hopefully When), If Jaehaerys Left The Night's Watch Before Taking His Vows, He Could Wed Jaehaerys To Yara Greyjoy, Or If Robin Arryn Didn't Work Out, Dany To Edmure Tully Or Potentially Someone Else.

Aegon Sat On The Iron Throne, As Tywin Lannister Arrived, and Aegon Watched Amused As Myrcella Rushed To Hug Her Normally Stoic Grandfather. Even With His Expressionless Exterior, Aegon Noticed The Slight Twitch Of Approval and A Smile On Tywin's Face As He Was Hugged By His Now Royal Granddaughter. You Stand In The Presence Of King Aegon VI Targaryen, Six Of His Name, King Of The Andals, Rhoynar, and First Men, Lord Paramount and Warden Of Westeros, and........." Lord Varys Trails Off, Because Aegon Holds His Hand For Varys Silence. "Lord Tywin Was Hand Of The King To My Grandfather, I Doubt He Needs To Remember The King's Titles." Aegon Says Holding His Hand Over His Face. "Yes Your Grace." Says Varys. "Tywin Lannister Officially Your Here To Answer For Your Bannerman, House Westerling's Role In Offending House Targaryen, and Unofficially To Receive My Offer." Says Aegon.

"Which Offer Is That Your Grace?" Asks Tywin. "I Need A Man Whose Ruthless, Efficient, Capable, and Not An Idiot Ruled By His Cock. I Need, YOU. I Need You To Fill The Position Of Master Of Ships, Or Lord Admiral, Which Ever You So Prefer." Says Aegon. "Not Hand Of The King?" Asks Myrcella. "Lord Tywin Served Ably For Twenty Years My Love, But I Don't Want To Accidentally Insult His Work Like My Grandfather Did." Says Aegon, As He Tries To Ignore His Splitting Headache. "Very Wise Your Grace." Says Tywin. "If You Say So, More To The Point, I Have A Horrid Headache and Several More Meetings To Attend, So If You'll Kindly Accept, I Can Go, and You'll Find Tyrion At The White Pearl." Says Aegon. "The White Pearl? Asks Tywin. "Biggest and Best Brothel In The City, Your Son's The Current Owner, So Naturally The Pearl Supplies The Crown Substantial Coin and Information." Says Varys. "Your Grace." Says Tywin, Who Departs After Receiving The Master Of Ships Pin. "I'm Doing The Three Most Important Meetings Today Only Varys, I'll Need Some Nightshade If I'm To Get Through This." Says Aegon. "Of Course Your Grace, I'll Get Some Immediately." Says Varys. "Send In The Next Lot." Aegon's Caller Announces, Much To His Headache's Joy and His Bane. "Make it A Barrel Of Dornish Red While Your At it." Aegon Whispers TO Varys.

Aegon Was Mildly Drunk By The Time His Last Meeting Came About. The Guests Were Ushered In, and Aegon Had To Resist The Urge To Have Varys Bring Another Barrel of Dornish Red. "The Answer's No, Ask Me In Year's Time." Aegon Says Before The Summer Islander Exile Can Speak. Instead He Presents His Daughter, and Aegon, At This Point, Needed Something To Stay Awake. "My Chambers Then." Says Aegon and Varys Starts Leading The Girl To The King's Chambers.