THEFT

The man pulls he shirt right off of you just as the doors close and the subway pulls away.

“Dude what the fuck!”

As the train disappears down the tunnel you see some hot girls around your age eying you.

You instinctively put your hands over your nipples then take them away because you don’t have tits and covering up like you do makes this even worse. So why did you? That’s weird dude.

You run up the subway exit and look around for a clothing store, people giving you weird looks, seeing as you’re some topless dude out in public.

You wander for about four or five blocks.

You see an I Heart NY Gift shop that’s sure to at least have a novelty sweat shirt.

You’re about to enter the store, BUT