//THE TAVERN

//TURN LEFT AT THIS SECTION. THERE.
You push the door into the tavern, your breath ragged and your shoulder slumped by the weight of your companion. Just one minute more and you muscle will literally given up on you. The patrons don't even bat an eye as you drag Vex across the room toward a secluded table. You simply drop her at one of the chair, then slump on the other one yourself.
"The hell! Why havent she wake up yet? We dragged her for hours! My arms felt like it gonna fell off!"-you wail.
//EXERTION. SHE DID FUCK YOU THROUGH THE ENTIRE NIGHT. NONSTOP.
"But-" you stopped as you notice the waitress is looking at you curiously. She must be waiting for your order.
"Ah-uh, yes! I would have... two! Uh-um, two glasses of water please!"
You are cringing so hard that your gut hurts. This is embarrassing. And the waitress reaction doesn't help: she just sigh, and move on, without even acknowledging your order.
Two minute of internal screaming later, two glasses of water arrive at your table. You gulp it down like it is the most delicious thing in the world, thank the waitress profusely, and only then you have the gut to order lunch.
"Whatever is fine, thanks." Finally. It is done.
//THAT WAS PAINFUL TO WATCH.
"Yeah. Like you could do better. We are basically the same person, right?" You look at the dishes that is placed in front of you. Despite being a crowded tavern, this place service speed is top notch
//IM MUST BE THE BETTER PART THEN.
"Give me a break." You said as you stuff yourself with food. Something... tentacles? Whatever it is, it is delicious, if not a bit fat. Just the stuff you need.
"Now, a nice nap." You said as you finish the meal, clean the dish spotless of any food.
//NO. NOW WE GET YOU STRONGER. WE GOING TO JOIN THE MAILMAN SYNDICATE.
"The what?"
//MAILMAN SYNDICATE. WE GOING TO GET YOU STRONGER.
"By being a mailman?"
//...YES.
"You sure?"
//LOOK. WE DOING THIS. FINAL.
"I was hoping to join something like the guard or-"
//HEH. YOU WILL SEE.
"Alright. Is it ok to leave Vex here?"
//RENT A ROOM AND LET HER THERE. SHOULD BE AWAKE WHEN WE CAME BACK.
"Alright."