Syd of Chaos (II)

"Awawa !"

"I was too late! But it's mostly your fault, you shouldn't have listened much less followed some creepy voices in the dark. And you are a monster now !? I can't return you to earth like that ! What a mess this is... No no, don't panic me you can still make things right! Ok listen here you i am sure i can convince you to be a good person, oh who am i kidding you you gone along with these freaks you are far more likely to respond to bribes than to reason."

"Hey, are you really an angel?"

"Don't scoff at me I am Ariel, Lion of heaven, Lord of Air!"

"Ariel? Like the Disney princess?

A Disney princess?! FUCK YOU. I AM A MAN. I LIKE GIRLS!!!

"Alright alright i get it you like girls and you are a big shot angel no need to get your panties in a twist."

"Urg! You want proof? Fine! I can switch your core and family to something better for free then you'll see i am the real deal not to mention that once you get your hands on the beauty of light i am sure you won't want to help those two perverts anymore, Not that you should had in the first place!"

"....umm great?"

""Ahem" So technically we on the light side are not permitted to reincarnate humans as different words or as different beings but everyone does the former anyway so there shouldn't be any problem with me bending a few rules."

Ariel takes a catalogue out of his ("totally manly") handbag and hands it to Syd.

"Here, this should have all the information on the cores and races i can offer."

"A catalogue? Didn't you just say this whole thing was forbidden ?! Why do you have a catalogue!?"

"Calm down! Do you want those two freaks to notice us ?! These transformations are meant for heroes that wish to join the heavenly host after **** you know kinda like Valhalla or Avalon"

"Why would- "sight" you know what forget it just let me see this."

Syd briefly checks the booklet

"Hmm, beautiful seems like a good deal."

"Of course, the pervert would pick that "ahem" ok now turn around and just let me do this and thi-... Uh oh...

"Ugh Watch it ! Wait what do you mean uh oh ?"

"Ummm nothing! I added the new core as i said! Let's just move to your new race, shall we?

"Yeah... no you can forget that i don't think letting you handle my core further is a good idea you can have your catalogue back."

"Umm ok if you don't want a heavenly race how about a heroic contract? Your reincarnations love those, right? Here all new chosen heroes get one of these"

"Another catalogue? ...Whatever i guess there's no harm in checking it out."

Syd reads the new catalogue.

"Huh wait a moment about those leaders of the dark, why do they have class levels?"

"Hmm? Why wouldn't they ?"

"Cause they are... monsters ?"

"Well, it's true, most monsters don't have classes but races like goblins, devils and most Yokai do, unfortunately."

"Huh ?! That doesn't align with what those two were saying what's going on here ?.... Perhaps i shouldn't just dismiss the offer of my man Ariel, god this feels so wrong to say"

Syd goes over the catalogue again thoughtfully

"..."

"You seem to have a hard time deciding which oath you should take in that case why not take all three ?"

"...Say isn't it this kinda bad i mean if i am a monster killing my kind feels... Wrong."

"Don't worry! Monsters kill each other all the time anyway! You still seem sceptical so how about this then if you take this oath i'll tell the heroes to leave you alone as long as you don't try going after them."

"Why does this feel way more shady than when the great evil goddesses made their pitch ?"

"Fine you convinced me i promise to not go after civilians (I wanted something to make sure i won't lose touch with my humanity so this works nicely for me.) and to help you fight against the forces of darkness (I am honestly not too happy about that one but i don't need the heroes coming after me especially before i have time to prepare for them)."

"You sure you don't wanna take the third vow as well? Think of the perks you will be missing!"

"No thanks i can't help but i think any more would be expensive or greedy if you prefer. Oh speaking of greedy, for my rewards i want

Angelic blessings<

-Humanity

-Warmth

-God's Eye-Angelic Protection

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Divine Miracles

-Pure land

-Mark of Submission

Having heard Syd's request Ariel closes his eyes and joins his hands in prayer before he begins chanting

"Oh heroic soul may you live a blessed life in this new life and bring an end to the darkness in this world !"

"That's that then. I can't keep you any longer without risking those two noticings, anyway, i am sure i changed your mind about the whole **** monster business, I am me after all! Oh, but in case you still think of helping those wastes of divinity let me remind you, good always wins in the end! See ya !"