Swing in it!

Carefully entering the hammock booty first, you hold down on the silky white mesh straps and keep your balance in the core of your chest. You don't want to flip ass-backwards or knock over Lati's bong or lava lamp or...

Woah! You lift your left leg and the hammock lurches beneath you. Uncoordinated, you fall backwards and, luckily, the hammock catches the rest of you as your right leg also temporarily lifts upwards. Securing both feet on the floor, you rock back and forth with your feet on the ground still.

Damn, this thing is pretty damn sweet. It moves without even a hint of sound, and it is super, super comfy.

You can also smell Lati, or Lati's perfume, you think to yourself, as you lay back on the hammock and rock gently. Maybe the buxom brunette spends more time in this than on her bed?