Swap Party (pls add)

God sakes you were gonna be late for dinner again. But when a 9:00 release of Noob Destroyer 2 is scheduled you have to go. It was an especially bad night to be late as your mother had planned a neighborhood party and invited everyone in the neighborhood. Your sister, mother, and friends were all gonna be there along with your creepy and annoying neighbors. You just hoped that weird scientist from across the street wouldn’t be there. He always tried to get John to help him with his experiments. Recently he had applauded his breakthrough in “Swapping Tech” as he called it. Apparently it would swap everyone’s body within a 50 yard radius. As you near your house you hear an explosion yet don’t see any evidence. Rushing to the door you see a woman facing away from you who says in a rough male voice “Why am I outside?’ And why do I have tits?”

She turns around to reveal that she is...