Swan Song ?

Debbi wanted to get back to the portacabin that had been used by her and the Bitches to get changed in but it remained locked until the end of the set and so she had to hang around backstage naked until she found Solomon who lent her his jacket. "I seem to remember doing this once before" he laughed. Debbi responded with a wan smile.

This was it, she determined. The final, absolutely the very, very, very last ever appearance by Miz No-E. Dolla's stunt with her could not honestly be described as a worldwide sensation but it did cause a bit of a stir. The Sun reported it on their showbiz page together with a photo of Debbi while she was still wearing her bra and pants. The Sunday Sport had no such qualms and printed her in all her naked glory, save for the tiniest of emojis hiding her coin slot. There was a host of mobile phone footage on You Tube that was hazy enough to escape their censorship rules.

Solomon persuaded Debbi to go on morning TV to be interviewed by a sympathetic anchor who kept to the agreed agenda of how it was all for the worthwhile charity, how Dolla's fee had been donated, how Debbi was a serious business woman but how her 'fun' local fund raising effort had escalated and become progressively more risque.

Despite her backstage vow to herself, Debbi caved in to one final request from Oscar and Solomon on behalf of the charity. Her performances were to be made available on a streaming outlet with all proceeds going to the fund. They had 'Miz No-E in the Raw' from the Pink Pussycat, plus 'Hey, I'm Back' from the Telethon, complete with the explicit finale ! But there was no footage of the original 'Dancin' in my Knickers'. So things turned full circle as Debbi found herself in a studio one more time as Miz No-E, dancing in the crop top and fluorescent Hello Kitty knickers that Lynn had somehow managed to salvage and with her hair tied in bunches by pink ribbons !

"And now I am most definitely finished with Miz No-E" she informed the assembled gang definitively !