Surprise Guests

“Like OH EM GEE! I can’t believe that episode!” gasped Kitty as she happily ate some more snacks.

“This episode was crazy!” agreed Sydney.

“Ah don’t get it at all,” admitted Anna-Marie. “Sybil can be such a bitch at times but then does something nice,” she said to the others.

“Like, that’s cause Sybil used to tots be a capital B bitch. But then her actress, Mary-Jane Watson-Parker, was able to get her changed! So now she’s softer but still has that bitch streak,” explained Kitty.

“You really like her?” asked Anna-Marie.

“Like, who doesn’t? Mary-Jane is so pretty and talented! Like her husband, that Parker guy is sooooooooo lucky!” a gushing Kitty told her two companions.

“Ah gotta admit, she is very pretty,” agreed Anna-Marie. “But Ah know a different redhead that Ah would rather be with,” she said with a smile as she looked towards Sydney.

“Well, duh. We both would rather stay with Sydney, but being with Mary-Jane freaking Watson-Parker would be amazing!” Kitty told Anna-Marie.

“Yeah, kinda crazy how we’re both redheads...ha ha,” a very nervous Sydney said. “So, uh, what should we do now?” she asked.

Attention: Guests are approaching the mansion. Be aware of power usage.

A computer voice announced a warning over the mansion’s loudspeakers to warn all the students and adults to not use their powers in case the people appearing were not mutants or friends of mutants.

“Oh, wonder who it is?” asked Kitty as she made her way to the window. Once she got to the window, the food in her hands fell to the floor as they made their way to the side of her face. OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! SHE’S HERE! SHE’S ACTUALLY HERE!!!!!” screamed Kitty at the top of her lungs. This made Sydney and Anna-Marie very curious so they also went over to the window and saw what caught Kitty off guard.

“What?” was all Anna-Marie could say.

“...shit…” was all Sydney mumbled out.

Jean and Scott, having heard Kitty’s yell, made their way to the living room to see the three girls huddled around the window.

“Looks like the secret’s out,” Jean said with a chuckle.

“So it seems,” said Scott. “You girls gonna stare at them from the window, or make your way to the foyer to meet them in person?” he asked. Kitty slowly turned towards Jean and Scott, her mouth ajar. Anna-Marie had to close her mouth for Kitty to be able to use it again.

“Wait. WE CAN MEET HER?!” she asked, her voice getting more high pitched as she said it.

“Only if you go to the door and greet them properly!” she told Kitty.

“OH! EM! GEE! LET’S GOOOOO!” she yelled as she grabbed the hands of Sydney and Anna-Marie and literally pulled them to the foyer.

“You are really excited, aren’t ya?” asked Anna-Marie. All she got in response were a bunch of happy squeels.

“This is gonna be awkward,” Sydney said under her breath as they got closer to the foyer.

“Come on now Petey, you know I don’t do that anymore!” said a sultry female voice as the door open.

Felicia, nobody here believes that,” said a masculine but friendly voice.

“Oh rude! Why did I marry you, again?” she asked.

“Because you got to marry me too, kitty,” said another female voice.

“Then how about you and I ditch the nerd and live together instead, MJ?” asked the sultry voice as the door was fully open and the three girls could see who stood in front of them.

“OHMYGODITSREALLYMJWATSONPARKER!” screamed Kitty in a jumble of words as her excitement reached its zenith.

“Looks like you have a fan here, sweetie,” said the man.

“Not only that tiger, my baby cousin is here too, right Sydney?” said MJ. Upon hearing these words, Kitty slowly turned to Sydney with her jaw nearly on the floor.

“Y-you….YOU’RE RELATED TO HER?!” she said, still in shock.

“Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah. We’re cousins,” admitted Sydney.

“Why didn’t you tell me?!” questioned Kitty.

“Because she knew you’d bug her to meet me, right Syd?” MJ answered for Sydney with a wink.

“Uh, yeah, mostly,” agreed Sydney.

“Like, I get that,” admitted Kitty. “But like, Oh Em Gee! I’m your biggest fan Mrs. Watson-Parker!” said Kitty as she turned to the trio at the door. “I’ve seen every episode of Secret Hospital with you in it, seen your modelling on TV, and always try to see your new billboards!” Kitty told her favorite celebrity.

“Is that so?” asked Felicia, who was next to MJ. “Then how about—”

“No!” said MJ and the Man between the two women in unison.

“We don’t take advantage of mutants, Felicia!” said the man.

“Or my fans!” said MJ.

“Why did I marry either of you?” she asked again.

“Because you love us dearly,” said the man.

“Because of the sex,” said MJ with a wink to Felicia.

“Wait, you know we’re mutants?” asked Anna-Marie as she caught the part that the man said.

“Wait, yeah, how did you know that?” asked Kitty.

“MJ, what’s going on?” asked Sydney.

“Looks like the cat is out of the bag, spider,” said Felicia who gave the two a wink of her own.

“It’s alright, everyone, you can trust those three with your secret,” said Jean as she, Scott, and Doctor McCoy came to greet the guests.

“Jean, it's lovely to see you again!” said MJ as she went in for a hug.

“MJ is right, it's always a pleasure,” said Felicia as she grabbed her own hug from Jean.

“Scott, Doctor McCoy, it’s a pleasure to see you again,” said the man as he shook the hands of the two men.

“No no, it is our pleasure, Peter. Especially since you came all this way to help me,” said Doctor McCoy.

“He’s here to help you?” asked Sydney.

“Why of course, miss Watson. In fact, he’s here because of you specifically!” the bestial man told the girl.

“Really? I didn’t know Sydney was the reason,” said Peter as he turned to her.

“You’d think your mom would mention that her daughter was a mutant when I talked to her the other day,” MJ said as she went over and hugged Sydney. “Don’t worry sweetie, your secret is safe with us for as long as you don’t want to tell the family,” she told her younger cousin.

“Really? How can you be ready to keep such a thing secret?” she asked MJ.

“Well that’s simple, isn’t it my dears?” she said as she touched Peter and Felicia.

“So, my name is Peter Parker but you may know me as your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!” said Peter with a smile as he rubbed the back of his head.

“And I am the fabulous Black Cat!” said Felicia as she gave a little pose for the group.