Sun and Moon Observation

Celestia stared down the oncoming pack of Dire Timberwolves, here massive war hammer with its hammerhead made from a gold-like metal in the shape of her sun mark gleaming in the light of the noon sun, the spike on the opposing side of head modeled after one of the sun’s rays also shimmered in the light of the sun, the steel shaft with enchanted denim grip felt pleasant in her hands, almost as much as the shaft of her favorite personal guard, and licked her lips. Celestia’s skimpy gold-platinum-enchanted iron alloy armor was just shy of slutty, and offered very little in the way of actual protection (that’s what shield enchantments embedded in it were for), but that hardly mattered when it was overflowing with buffs to all her attributes and raised power and control of her magic and spells but the Sun Silk (a rare kind of silk made possible by the Solar Moth, an exceedingly rare monster Celestia had taken to raising in a secluded part of her gardens) padding and under the armor made it possible to keep the metal away from the more sensitive parts it was mostly layered atop. That said, her massive MM-Cup breasts would be far too constrained in most of the looser fitting armors, and her massive 20-inch long penis that was almost half as wide as it was long with balls the size of a large head of cabbage really wouldn’t fit in any attire that wasn’t enchanted to hold such a monster in its own right, Celestia’s crotch piece had all the necessary enchantments.

Luna was also readying herself for the coming conflict, she bore no weapons herself, the closest she had were her combat horseshoes and magically reinforced denim gloves, but she was a Rune Monk, a monk trained in the mystic arts who used an ancient form of magic to optimize her effectiveness on the battlefield. Her skimpy, just shy of slutty, monk robe was in her colors and adorned with her signature crescent moon; the cloth was a mystic substance called Night Shroud, a fabric that could only be produced within a set period of time at night with materials for making cloth that could only be harvested at night to bring out their greatest effectiveness, and her moons were crafted from the mother of pearl of a Noctus Oyster, a deepsea oyster that grows to gigantic proportions and can only be found in the darkest parts of deepsea and is the only place to find a Moon Pearl (a potentially giant pearl that can be the size of Luna herself that looks and glows like a full moon, Luna has several in the part of the palace that is stated as her territory within the castle). Luna's luscious LL-Cup size breasts were a sight to behold, so much so that many a poem and sonnet had been dedicated to them in the past, and her equally as impressive penis and sack had all stallions but those completely and entirely secure in their own masculinity jealously insecure; her penis was a good 19 inches long and somewhere between 8 and 9 inches wide, coming very close to having its girth half of its length, and her balls were just shy of half the size of her own bosom. Celestia may have the bigger chest, but Luna clearly had the bigger balls of the two, both figuratively and literally. And during her time as Nightmare Moon, her ball size barely changed but her bust had exceeded the size of Celestia’s, not that any pony would say as much openly.

Both mares could feel their bosoms and groins itching with excitement at the coming onslaught; it had been ages since they did anything like this. They might be a bit out of practice, and more than a little rusty, but they were still forces to be reckoned with. The two said nothing as the encroaching army came closer and closer. Both dongs of the mares were in their slings, said dicks were mostly flaccid, the excitement of the two was starting to the process of making them hard.

This was a small army of minotaurs, seemed after negotiations had come to a close someone had distorted things to a point before Celestia and Luna noticed something off and cast a combined spell that caused the charging army to go from a rampaging herd of minotaurs to a much more imposing platoon of demons, high-rank ones if the feel of their magical energy was any indication. Celestia raised her hammer up high and then brought it careening down only for it to stop moments from hitting the ground, the moment her hammer stopped the sun overhead intensified, and a massive column of light came crashing down upon the charging demons. When the flare cleared a sizeable chunk of the charging army was missings, the only indication they had been there was a swath of land that looked like white ash had been burned into the land in an instant. The demons actually broke formation to move around the section of land that had been marked by Celestia’s magical attack. The ivory alicorn took a moment to take a regal pose, her bosom bouncing a bit from the motion of both the pose and her prior attack, her penis also rocked a bit in its cradle.

Luna took this as her cue, she threw out punches and set runes all across the landscape that lit for a split second before seeming to disappear, her breasts shaking with every strong motion of her arms and legs. As if by instinct, Luna spun around did a hefty roundhouse kick on what seemed like nothing but air, her hoofwear lighting up with runes she had embedded in it prior, and kicked a massive gorilla-like demon that just seemed to appear out of nowhere in the waist so hard its body split in two from the attack. The creature’s massive 25-inch long penis that was at least 12 inches in width fell to the ground before Luna, which she quickly stomped on with her right hoof and drove into the ground a few inches, with the rest of the lower body while the upper portion went careening off thirty or so feet back and to the right before seeming to fade into nothingness, the creature’s lower portion remained for some strange reason to Celestia.

After another three or so minutes of fighting the demons were vanquished, and Luna had acquired two more demonic phalluses that did not leave with the rest of the fiends they belonged to. “Sister,” said Celestia, “how is it those things still remain? And what you intend to do with them?”

“Simple, sister,” said Luna, “I marked these phalluses with the anchoring rune at the bottom of my combat boot, these are now mine as spoils to the victor rightfully go. I will take them to MY research facility for them to be studied, then they will be placed in a case and put in my hall of trophies, it has been far too long since I claimed the phallus of any demon, even if the beasts were intermediate threats to most adventurers at best.”

Celestia just sighed and said, “When your ponies are done have them send one to a special facility of mine, they would very much like to study it and find any ways of replicating its form.”

“Ah yes,” said Luna, “your ‘mature resource’ research facility on Honey Way lane, I will be sure to let your researchers gather as much data on my trophies, under the supervision of my ponies, before they are cased and taken to my hall.”

Celestia just shot her sister an annoyed look, Luna just smirked back with a look that said she had known about that supposed “secret” for quite some time. To be honest, it was no secret that Celestia had gone forth and nearly openly acquired ownership of five different lingerie producers and shops that had named themselves after some aspect of the white mare independent of her. That said, Luna had upped her game against Celestia by acquiring seven night-themed lingerie manufacturers and shops, then using notes acquired in her acquisitions founded at least another dozen on her own, all of which proved highly successful.

The two mares might be retired from statecraft and politics, but their own private ventures meant they had plenty of personal finances to draw on. Add that all to the fact the two also had their own special schools they were acting heads of on most days and you had a pair of well-off mares, who just happened to also be former rulers. The mission that Twilight Sparkle had been sent on was intended to act as the violet mare’s last genuine adventure before officially taking the throne. Changing the seat of power from Canterlot to Ponyville wasn’t that much of a big deal, in Celestia’s eyes, the more vocal (and predominantly lazy) members of the social elite would not take the shift of an established capital well, but Twilight wanted to keep close to her friends, and the two former rulers respected that. Besides, it was probably time the capital city of the nation changed after all this time, Canterlot had been the nation’s capital well before Celestia, and Luna had reached the point of taking on the role of rulers themselves.

“It seems the so-called ‘Council of Lost Shadows’ has finally started making their move,” said Celestia.

“I thought we had taken care of them a good score before the original Nightmare Moon incident,” said Luna, “we were both there, we made sure to destroy all documents and every item that had so much of any hint of magic to make sure any records and/or hidden items were removed permanently before purging their minds of everything concerning that dreadful group and putting them in containers that only we were aware of and hid in places only we knew how to reach.”

“Yes, well looks like somepony with less moral fiber than we would like found at least one of those secure locations and used it to revive that dreadful group. It was probably fairly recently, maybe sometime in the past fifteen years or so. And it seems their resurgence has resulted in appearances of monsters that are typically found in dungeons, no matter how you slice it, things are not shaping up to be good.”

“Then let us begin our investigation into everything that could be potentially compromised,” declared Luna as she lifted her prizes up in her magic, “then begin our greatest quest since retiring from politics. As you said not too long ago, ‘we need a project’ or some such to keep ourselves occupied.”

“I suppose that would be an appropriate ‘project’ for us,” said Celestia with a grin as they made their way back to their camp, “cleaning up a mess we thought had been dealt with. Afterward, we’ll come out in the open to the whole nation and give them access to all the less problematic materials; secrecy seems to have worked against in this case.”

Luna nodded and said, “How do you think Twilight Sparkle is fairing as of late?”

“I’m sure she has everything under control, she and her friends can handle almost anything that is thrown their way,” said Celestia with a smirk.