Sue Storm Turns Into Sue Semen!

Secondary mutations were more common for mutants than mutates. Sue Storm had no X-gene; her powers were derived from Cosmic Rays, a refined form of the Power Cosmic that flowed through the universe. Yet as a massive amount of mutant sperm flooded through her system, it triggered something inside her system. A fundamental breakdown and transformation. A cascade reaction that flicked from cell to cell, as skin and muscle, bone and integument, nerves and eyes, all changed. In a matter of seconds, all the differentiated cells that made up Sue Storm became...sperm.

To the horrified eyes of Porkum, it looked like the Invisible Woman was melting on his dick into a gelatinous pile of jizz. Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot, and although Porkum had never prayed before, his pink fingers crossed his chest as he swiftly backed away. Sue Storm's body, now a white, jelly-like mass, briefly splashed after him, and then lost all physical integrity.

From Doomstadt in Latveria, Doctor Doom scowled at the screen. His Doombots were in the building, had been monitoring Porkum's ambush, prepared to intervene if the Invisible Woman got the better of his erstwhile ally. What Doom had not expected was the complete liquidation of Sue Storm. This represented a drastic change in his plans.

For a moment, he debated whether or not to collect a sample of the Invisible Woman's remains.

Then there was movement on the monitor.

A ghostly shell of the Invisible Woman appeared on the floor of the factory. Doom had no way to detect Sue Storm's **** fields, but he could see as 120 pounds of mutated semen slowly filled in the hollow shape of Sue Storm. It was crude...and as it moved, he could see that the actual form within the invisible ****-shell was still liquid. A mass of swirling sperm-cells, apparently of superhuman endurance and longevity...and it took one halting step after another.

How did Sue Storm perceive the world around her, without any eyes or ears? Doom wondered. How did she think, with no brain or nerves? The villain watched, in no little awe, as he perceived that Sue Storm's overdose of mutant cum must have spurred an evolutionary leap into a new and profoundly alien form of life. Perhaps a hive-intellect, or some kind of psychic being of pure reproductive potential.

Doctor Doom watched as the liquid figure staggered out of the factory. Blindly walking through Manhattan. He grunted without surprise as he calculated her route, her destination. Not after Porkum, who had fled back to his prepared safehouse. No, this Sue Semen was headed toward the Baxter Building. Her home.

The monarch of Latveria allowed himself a small, cruel smile. It would be interesting to see how Richards responded to his wife's new form.