Sue Storm Interrogates Porkum

The Invisible Woman chewed over Porkum's words. She had him in custody now. A little information would be welcome. With a thought, she made cabinets transparent until she located a roll of paper towels. With Porkum still hovering in mid-air, completely unable to do more than wiggled in the grip of her forcefields, Sue opened the drawer and pulled out the roll. As she wiped herself clean of his filth, she asked him questions.

"Who are you?" Sue asked. "What are you?"

The captive pig-man blinked. "I'm Porkum. I'm, uh...well, where I'm from you'd call me a mutant."

Sue frowned. "And where do you come from?"

"Another Earth. Different dimension. A lot like this one. Plenty of superheroines—dress up in costume, tremendous powers, range from your basic caped crusaders to cosmic powerhouses. They're always off fighting crime, thwarting alien invasions...that sort of thing." Then Porkum leered at her. "I'm quite popular with them. They really enjoy a fat co—"

"And how did you get here?" Sue cut Porkum off. She wasn't sure she believed what Porkum told her, but it wasn't unbelievable, based on what she already knew. There were an infinite number of alternate Earths, after all. That one of them managed to cough up a perverted mutant pig-man with a cock like an elephant's trunk seemed at least plausible.

"There was this giant robot," Porkum said. "Couple weeks ago. I was having a wank and its foot came crashing down, right into my place! Then a golden light surrounded me, and I had this sensation of falling...when I woke up, I was buck naked and in Central Park! Didn't take long to figure out I was a long way from home..."

Sue's frown deepened. The timing was about right for the interdimensional robot that Sue and the rest of the Fantastic Four had fought. That could be a coincidence...but no, too many bits fit into place.

"And how did you end up here?" She challenged.

"I needed a place to squat!" Porkum said. "I didn't have a stitch on me. Lived rough for a couple of days, eatin' out of garbage cans...then I found this place. Place was empty, but well-kept. Nobody around, so I just...moved in. Found a stash of cash, started orderin' food..."

The Invisible Woman raised an eyebrow.

"You just so happened to find a fully-equipped lair and a stash of cash?" Her voice dripped with incredulity. "Then why did you start sending me cum-laced bonbons?"

The pig-man bit his lip. Beads of sweat were apparent on his brow.

"Because you're...beautiful?" He gave a weak smile.

Sue Storm narrowed her eyes. The forcefield Porkum was wrapped in began to grow spikes on the inside. Three of them were set to turn his dick into a flute.

"Try again. The truth, this time."