Sue Storm's Body Is Permeated With Porkum's Pheromones

Reed called it the Multi-Dimensional Health Analytic Chamber. Johnny called it 'the Probulator.' As Sue Storm stripped down and stepped into the chamber, she admitted her brother had a point. The device was originally designed to decontaminate and analyze the Fantastic Four after they returned from the Negative Zone, but Reed had expanded it several times as new threats emerged. Skrull parasites. Subterranean fungal spores. Cosmic energies that had once turned Ben Grimm blue for five days.

She stood in the center of the chamber as it sealed, feet shoulder-width apart. The probes rose from the floor and descended from the ceiling. They ran over her body, starting at her toes and the top of her head and working their way towards her navel. When they found an orifice, they slid into it. Sue felt small, soft probes poke into her ears and nostrils, and opened her mouth to let it play over her teeth—the probulator was good at eliminating plaque, too. Specialized thin, flexible tools slid inside her vagina and anus. The probulator wasn't meant for pleasure, just for deep-cleaning.

Which is why it surprised Sue when her knees went wobbly and a soft moan escaped her lips. She had to brace herself against the wall of the chamber as a gush of fluids flowed down her legs. The probes returned to clean her out again. Sue bit her lower lip, eyes rolling up in her head as the process repeated itself. By the fifth time, her legs gave out and she slid onto the floor...but at least she didn't squirt this time.

By the time Sue could stand again, H.E.R.B.I.E. had the initial report. A three-dimensional hologram of Sue Storm's naked body rotated above a projector.

"Your body has been permeated with Porkum's sex pheromones," the small robot said. "They are persistent. It will take some time for your body to fully eliminate them. In the meantime, you will continue to feel their effects. In-person interaction with others is not advised."

"Why is that?" Sue Storm said.

"The pheromones your body is expelling will affect all of those exposed to them," H.E.R.B.I.E. said.

Sue sucked in air. That...would be bad.

"Right. Quarantine the Baxter Building. Filter the air, and everything else," she sighed. "How is our guest?"

"Porkum is in containment cell one," H.E.R.B.I.E. said. "He is demanding 'hot pussy' and 'cold liquor.'"

Sue Storm frowned and rolled her eyes. "Standard rations and entertainment channels. I'll deal with him later."

"What will you do now?" H.E.R.B.I.E. said.