Stumble through Starbucks

Lauren followed Megan out of the bathroom. She stumbled awkwardly, unused to the platform heels. As she emerged into the Starbucks heads turned at her graceless clomping. They also stared because Lauren looked ridiculous. Her top, which read 'Trailer Park Princess' in sparkly letters, was cut off, exposing her bulging belly beneath. Her white miniskirt barely covered her crotch, showing every inch of her stubby, meaty legs which jiggled with every step. Lauren was unaware of this but the bottom of her oversize, pale buttcheeks hung out under the skirt behind her, causing a great deal of snickering as she stumbled past.

Shakily Lauren followed Megan through the entire Starbucks. Basically she was **** to do a catwalk in front of all these strangers. She blushed slightly but smiled: Megan's words (and the substance she'd unwittingly taken this morning with her food) made her reassured. She looked great, that's why everyone was staring!