Stripped by a lawn dart

The year was 1973, and Inde Navarette was hanging out with her friends at a backyard party. She was fashionably dressed, with a long strapless brown dress and delightfully-highlighted shoulder-length hair complementing her white nails and tattoos. It was summer in Florida, so many people went barefoot outside, and this included Inde. Forget about underwear!

Everyone decided to play lawn darts to shoot the shit and have a good time. So, Inde threw her team's first dart, which landed solidly in the circle. She skipped out to retrieve it, but her teammate had already thrown the next dart.

"Inde, look out!" everyone cried, and she looked to see the dart coming at her. She jumped up and out of the way, but the edge of her dress didn't make it. The thing with lawn darts isn't that they're particularly sharp - they're actually quite dull - it's that they're heavy at the tip, and that weighted tip pulled down just enough **** on the dress's hem that the whole dress got pulled down and off Inde's body, showing her off.

There was no tear (well, except for a small hole left at the hem seam by the tip of the dart), nor was there any noisy commotion, only the awestruck stares of everyone at the party. Inde quickly grabbed her dress and ran into the house without saying a word. Not thinking she could go back outside to face the music, she saw a blue phone and called her parents. Not thinking straight and still a bit hot from outside, Inde decided not to get dressed right there and then, instead laying her dress on her legs while the call waited.