Strange mom!

David day continued like normal, until it was time for dinner. Everyday at that hour her mom would shout for him to come down for dinner but today she hadn't. Had he been wrong, after all? Had she been angry? Was the punishment she had planned to make him starve for the night?

All questions easy to answer. He went down and headed toward the kitchen, noticing that no delicious smell was coming from it. He still went inside to be sure and frowned, his mother wasn't there. That... wasn't normal. Where was she then?

He decided to check the leaving room and, as soon as he went in, he jaw hit the floor. She was there, slouched on the couch like a man with her legs wide open witch television. This definitely wasn't normal! She'd never taken such a position before. Beside, she was a football match. His mother hated football with a vengeance, she thought playing was what had made his such as bully.

"Mom?" he called out to her. Maybe she'd fallen asleep and erroneously changed channel?

She turned around and took him in "Oh, Da-honey. Why don't you seat and watch some football with your dear mom?".

Yeah, she definitely wasn't sleeping. There was something going on. Maybe it was all part of his punishment? "Ok, but...what about dinner? It's dinner time..."

He didn't know what he expected her to say, but it definitely wasn't "I don't know, just order some pizza or something".

...pizza? They had never ordered pizza before! Was this a joke? he really hoped it wasn't. "Are you sure?"

"Yeah, take my credit card" she opened her purse, took out the card and then flopped back on the couch, legs once more wide open.

David didn't know what to think, so he just took the phone and called a nearby restaurant to place their order.